{"id":125309,"date":"2024-07-28T11:05:06","date_gmt":"2024-07-28T16:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125309"},"modified":"2024-07-28T11:05:30","modified_gmt":"2024-07-28T16:05:30","slug":"dear-jd-vance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125309","title":{"rendered":"Dear JD Vance&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1545664804358300\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1545664804358300\" data-ad-slot=\"8616314829\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125309\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125309\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-125310 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/images-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/images-1.png 300w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/images-1-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>By Sharon Synowsky<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Dear JD,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t worry Guyliner, I\u2019m not here to roast you. I have two sons, I\u2019m no crazy cat lady, so chill. ACTUALLY, I&#8217;m down with the whole \u201cyou can&#8217;t hold office if you haven&#8217;t birthed a child\u201d thing.<\/p>\n<p>As long as every male in office resigns his seat.<\/p>\n<p>You suggested that someone can only vote if they have children, and the children should get to vote, through their parents. Basically, each child a person has is another vote that parent has (yeah, I caught that subliminal \u2018big family\u2019 incentive. Don&#8217;t worry, I won\u2019t tell. *zips lip*).<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m down with that too<\/p>\n<p>As long as:<\/p>\n<p><em>A. A man cannot vote until his youngest child is 7 years old, so long as he has, AT THE VERY LEAST, supported the children financially.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>B. If a man abuses the children AND\/OR their mother, his vote automatically goes to the woman, FOR LIFE.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>C. If a man commits ANY crime against ANY woman, he loses his right to vote, to her, FOR LIFE. If he commits a crime against multiple women, EACH woman gets another vote. More than one crime? Each woman gets another vote for EACH crime he committed against her. So, rape and beat 5 women? 10 votes go to those 5 women.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>D. Women are the ones who decide how the children vote. We&#8217;re the ones who actually birth the children.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>E. All women have the potential to birth a child. By virtue of that fact, ALL women get their right to vote, FOR LIFE, regardless of birthing status<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>F. Since you want to banish birth control b\/c every egg has the potential to become a child, &amp; a woman is born with roughly 1 to 2 million eggs, she gets those votes, too.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Why?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Because she bleeds once a month OR births a child to discharge her egg.<\/p>\n<p>A man can discharge his sperm into anyone\/anything at any time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #808000;\"><a style=\"color: #808000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.authorhouse.com\/en\/bookstore\/bookdetails\/232300-BOXING-INTERVIEWS-OF-A-LIFETIME\">Click Here to Order Boxing Interviews Of A Lifetime By &#8220;Bad&#8221; Brad Berkwitt<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Sharon Synowsky Dear JD, Don\u2019t worry Guyliner, I\u2019m not here to roast you. I have two sons, I\u2019m no crazy cat lady, so chill. ACTUALLY, I&#8217;m down with the whole \u201cyou can&#8217;t hold office if you haven&#8217;t birthed a child\u201d thing. As long as every male in office resigns his seat. You suggested that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":125310,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22247],"tags":[32239],"class_list":["post-125309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-political-columns","tag-dear-jd-vance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=125309"}],"version-history":[{"count":-3,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125309\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/125310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=125309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=125309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=125309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}