{"id":125763,"date":"2024-10-01T10:54:39","date_gmt":"2024-10-01T15:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125763"},"modified":"2024-10-01T11:01:49","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T16:01:49","slug":"letter-to-laura-fcking-loomer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125763","title":{"rendered":"Letter to Laura F*cking Loomer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1545664804358300\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1545664804358300\" data-ad-slot=\"8616314829\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125763\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125763\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-125764 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/download.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/download.png 300w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/download-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>By Sharon Synowsky<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><strong>Laura&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I started this months ago, when you posted the DISGUSTING tweet about Beau Biden (I will not repeat it here, it was just too vile, Dear Reader). But I was so angry and disgusted that my own words were meeting your vileness, and that\u2019s just not what I wanted to express to you.<\/p>\n<p>**I want to be calm and classy. Something some might say you are not. I\u2019M not saying that, but some people are, I\u2019ve been told. Like I said, I\u2019m NOT saying it, but many people are. So I\u2019ve heard. From many people.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I won\u2019t say you look like a half-melted Cher doll. I COULD, but I won\u2019t. No&#8230;my people tell me, \u201cSir! You can\u2019t say things like Laura Loomer is a syphilitic screaming banshee from the sulfuric sub-basement from Hell!\u201d. So, nooo, I won\u2019t say it, I\u2019m not gonna say it, no, no, no. I\u2019m not going to say your plastic surgeon should lose his license for performing your surgeries while intoxicated.<\/p>\n<p>You know, they ALSO say that you\u2019re a waste of space. They\u2019re saying, and I hear this a LOT, but anyway, they\u2019re saying you look like you smell funky, like a mix of rotten flesh, cat pee and gas station sushi left out in the sun too long. They\u2019re calling you \u2018the human compost heap\u2019, Abby Normal (Look over there! There\u2019s my \u201cYoung Frankenstein\u201d fan!), and \u2018the bunny boiler\u2019, among other things but I\u2019m not going to say them here, no, no. In fact, I heard just the other day, someone said The Exorcist was your biography. But we\u2019re not going to talk about that here, even though I could.**<\/p>\n<p>How\u2019s that make you feel, Laura?<\/p>\n<p>Sad? Mad? I tried to use your creepy, orange-hued paramour\u2019s cadence, his \u201cI\u2019m not going to say&#8230;\u201d and his \u201cMany people say&#8230;\u201d, and his \u201cMy people told me, \u2018Sir! You can\u2019t say&#8230;\u2019\u2019 ways of trying to make insults seem like \u2018non-insults\u2019. If you reread those last 2 paragraphs hearing your creepy orange-hued paramour\u2019s weird voice, you\u2019ll hear it more clearly.<\/p>\n<p>Neither one of you care who you hurt with your words. And your \u201cinvestigative journalism\u201d is nothing more than made up, crazy sh*t from a completely disturbed mind. Immigrants eating pets? It\u2019s like the voices in your head compete for the vilest thing to say on any subject, and your mouth hears the worst of the worst and just goes with that.<\/p>\n<p>And damn, Girl, the crazy conspiracies the voices throw out for you aren\u2019t even original. That \u2018pets\u2019 trope was floating around before you were&#8230;spawned? I noticed that the names of your parents and 2 brothers are not on your Wikipedia page. I bet in their daily life, they deny even knowing you.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve been banned from Facebook, Instagram, Medium, PayPal, Venmo, GoFundMe, Lyft Uber and Twitter (until Elmo reinstated your account because of COURSE he did). If \u2018X\u2019 and InfoWars are the only places you are permitted, and if even Marjorie Traitor Greene says you\u2019re \u2018too racist\u2019, then you might want to rethink your life.<\/p>\n<p>You are truly certifiably crazy. I\u2019ve seen your screaming-crying-while-flailing-your-arms-and-bouncing-in-your-chair-like-a-toddler rants. I\u2019ve seen your absolutely despicable tweets about Muslims, VP Harris, President Biden, Beau Biden, Hunter Biden, 9\/11&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No other word for you but VILE \u2013 but what shows me, more than anything else, how truly grotesque you are (aside from your face) is your slavish blind devotion to Trump, who is the worst male creature walking this planet today. And believe me, there\u2019s a lot of competition for that title, in every gender out there. (Throwing \u2018woke\u2019 shade at ya, just for snits and giggles \u2013 and because it&#8217;s like sprinkling Holy Water on a demon).<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy your time in the spotlight, Laura. Because Trump is about to throw you on the trash heap where you belong. You\u2019ve made him look like an even bigger fool than he usually does. Your usefulness to him is over.<\/p>\n<p>TTFN!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>In utter disgust,<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Sharon<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>(sorry, Dear Reader, I was going to keep it classy, but when trash only recognizes trash, sometimes you gotta get dirty)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #808000;\"><a style=\"color: #808000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.authorhouse.com\/en\/bookstore\/bookdetails\/232300-BOXING-INTERVIEWS-OF-A-LIFETIME\">Click Here to Order Boxing Interviews Of A Lifetime By &#8220;Bad&#8221; Brad Berkwitt<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Sharon Synowsky Laura&#8230; I started this months ago, when you posted the DISGUSTING tweet about Beau Biden (I will not repeat it here, it was just too vile, Dear Reader). But I was so angry and disgusted that my own words were meeting your vileness, and that\u2019s just not what I wanted to express [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":125764,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22247],"tags":[32339],"class_list":["post-125763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-political-columns","tag-letter-to-laura-fcking-loomer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=125763"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125774,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125763\/revisions\/125774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/125764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=125763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=125763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=125763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}