{"id":13181,"date":"2011-07-19T19:14:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T23:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=13181"},"modified":"2011-07-19T19:14:40","modified_gmt":"2011-07-19T23:14:40","slug":"dark-knight-rises-breaking-news-on-the-new-batman-movie-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=13181","title":{"rendered":"DARK KNIGHT RISES: Breaking News on the NEW BATMAN MOVIE"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>By Anthony Santiago<\/strong><\/p>\n

OMG! Did you see the new trailer for DARK KNIGHT RISES? I just saw it on line and was blown away! I loved the last one with the late and great Heath Ledger. He played the Joker, a great character for sure. Now, we have Bane and Catwoman to deal with. Good golly Mrs. Molly, there\u2019s a whole lot of shaken going on here, and I\u2019m not talking about teeth shaking out of my husband Georgie Girl-Santiago\u2019s head either, cuz he ain\u2019t got no teeth!<\/p>\n

The dark stranger will be a hit for sure. There\u2019s too much hype surrounding it. I looked in my inbox and I got 436 million emails about this new movie. It was that popular! I compiled them all and came up with the top 10 reasons why DARK KNIGHT RISES will rule and all other superheroes will drool.<\/p>\n

10 \u2013 Tight spandex pants<\/em><\/strong>
\n9 \u2013 Utility belt of mystery<\/em><\/strong>
\n8 \u2013 Bane\u2019s muscles upon muscles<\/em><\/strong>
\n7 \u2013 Michael Caine\u2019s sexy accent<\/em><\/strong>
\n6 \u2013 Morgan Freeman\u2019s salt and pepper hair<\/em><\/strong>
\n5 \u2013 Catwoman, meow<\/em><\/strong>
\n4 \u2013 No toothless villains<\/em><\/strong>
\n3 \u2013 Adam West bulge not included<\/em><\/strong>
\n2 \u2013 Aura of mystery<\/em><\/strong>
\n1 \u2013 Sexual tension between Michael Caine and Christian Bale <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

As you can see, this movie brings the sexual appeal for men, women, transgender\u2026you name it! I will be front row with my toothless idiot husband, Georgie Girl-Santiago, and when I\u2019m not saving him from eating Charleston Chews, I plan to sit back and watch this great movie!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>THE GEORGIE GIRL REPORT: Toothless Heroes<\/strong><\/p>\n

Am I the only one that wants a toothless villain called \u201cGummy\u201d to face Batman? I have written several letters and have never gotten a response, but all my friends at Wal-Mart think it\u2019s a good idea. Tuffy, the security guard, told me that Gummy would rule and Batman would drool, and Betty the cashier told me that it\u2019s a good idea, and he\u2019s always right.<\/p>\n

What about The Evil Gum? What about Toothy Mr. No Tooth? The possibilities are endless, but there is discrimination against the toothless community. So, in conclusion, @#$# you Batman.<\/p>\n

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By Anthony Santiago OMG! Did you see the new trailer for DARK KNIGHT RISES? I just saw it on line and was blown away! I loved the last one with the late and great Heath Ledger. He played the Joker, a great character for sure. Now, we have Bane and Catwoman to deal with. Good […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[2309,984,2379,1303,532],"class_list":["post-13181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-batman","tag-breaking-news","tag-dark-knight-rises","tag-movie","tag-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}