{"id":14890,"date":"2011-08-22T17:22:44","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T21:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=14890"},"modified":"2011-08-22T17:22:44","modified_gmt":"2011-08-22T21:22:44","slug":"doctor-cuts-off-penis-the-verdict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=14890","title":{"rendered":"Doctor CUTS OFF PENIS \u2013 THE VERDICT"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>By Jim Minkle<\/strong><\/p>\n

I stay far away from doctors. You want to know why? Well talk to the guy that had his sausage cut off in Kentucky and then ask me why. People have these misconceptions about doctors and other walks of life\u2026as if you get a higher class of person than other occupations, but you get the same idiots across the board. The man cutting off your penis is about the same as the man f**king up your Big Mac.<\/p>\n

The lawyer for this dickless guy said that his client \u201cdoesn\u2019t feel like a man anymore.\u201d Was that necessary to even say? If you walk out of surgery looking like a Ken doll from the waist down, you shouldn\u2019t feel like a man.<\/p>\n

The defense is saying something about cancer on the guy\u2019s package and whatnot and that he signed some form, agreeing that they could slice his kielbasa to the floor. Well, this is why you read the fine print. You do it when you buy a car. Why wouldn\u2019t you do it when you\u2019re sedated and a guy is standing over your package with a knife?<\/p>\n

There is good news. The guy is a trucker and he may be more comfortable without a penis. Those roads can be long and bumpy and it can really hurt a man\u2019s junk. So maybe this trucker should buy this doctor one of those fruit baskets in appreciation for helping his career. He says his wife isn\u2019t happy with his sexual performance anymore, but I\u2019m sure she wasn\u2019t thrilled with it to begin with.<\/p>\n

I say throw this case out. I\u2019m Jim Minkle and that was my Stink!<\/p>\n

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Should they throw the case out like Minkle suggests?<\/strong><\/p>