{"id":18658,"date":"2012-04-20T11:42:57","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T16:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=18658"},"modified":"2012-04-20T11:42:57","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T16:42:57","slug":"wwe-breaking-news-pompadour-piledriver-wants-john-cena-brock-lesnar-the-fatties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=18658","title":{"rendered":"WWE Breaking News: Pompadour Piledriver Wants John Cena, Brock Lesnar &amp; the Fatties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=18658\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-18594\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"pompadour-piledriver-header\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/pompadour-piledriver-header.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a>By Masked Hernandez<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here is a message from my friend and future WWE star, Pompadour Piledriver:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cI want to rid the world of the fatties. I am going after the Big Show, Kamala if he\u2019s still around, and every other fat slob in the wrestling business. In Canada, we don\u2019t tolerate the SLOBS that we see in the U.S., wearing their skin-tight shirts to cover up their big fat belly. Oh, things are going to get hairy. Bring me John Cena! Bring me the Rock! Bring me Brock Lesnar! I am the future of the WWE! I can\u2019t wait to drop the Pompadour Pile Driver on the fatties out there and if I see a fat slob in the front row looking for my autograph and trying to trade it for sex with overweight females, he\u2019s getting the Pomp<\/em><\/strong> <em><strong>Stomp!\u201d<\/strong><\/em> <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Well said brother. What a great heel!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Family-Secret-Forris-Day-Jr\/dp\/B004GLZ4YG\/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1309134704&amp;sr=1-1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-11987\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"family secret ad pic\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/family-secret-ad-pic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"143\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.authorhouse.com\/BookStore\/BookDetail.aspx?Book=232300\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-11989\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"boxing interviews ad bio\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/boxing-interviews-ad-bio1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"143\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?page_id=1371\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-11990\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"advertise header2\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/advertise-header2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"143\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Masked Hernandez Here is a message from my friend and future WWE star, Pompadour Piledriver: \u201cI want to rid the world of the fatties. I am going after the Big Show, Kamala if he\u2019s still around, and every other fat slob in the wrestling business. In Canada, we don\u2019t tolerate the SLOBS that we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[1337,6131,6128,6130,6129,778],"class_list":["post-18658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-john-cena","tag-please-date-me","tag-pompdadour-pile-driver","tag-sex-for-autographed-pictures","tag-slobs","tag-wwe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}