{"id":29420,"date":"2013-06-05T16:47:23","date_gmt":"2013-06-05T21:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29420"},"modified":"2013-06-05T16:47:23","modified_gmt":"2013-06-05T21:17:23","slug":"powerball-scam-84-year-old-florida-woman-wins-lottery-claims-rewardi-claim-hoax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29420","title":{"rendered":"Powerball SCAM: 84 Year Old Florida Woman \u201cWins\u201d Lottery \u2013 Claims Reward\u2026I Claim HOAX!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh, don\u2019t you love to see these old bags of bones win money and then drop dead and the money goes back to the state? Don\u2019t that seem like a good deal to you? Don\u2019t it? Oh, hell yes, I\u2019m being sarcastic, YOU FOOL! Gloria Mackenzie, 84, of Florida took the lump sum of 370 million dollars. Really? Really? What is she going to spend it on? Matlock the complete series? Lifetime supply of bingo dabbers? This is ridiculous! YA HEARD!<\/p>\n

My dad and I went to the corner store and bought six hundred dollars of Powerball tickets and we won NOTHING! I had to steal money from stupid people to replace it. That pisses me right off! I remember when the number came out and I didn\u2019t get one freaking number on any of my tickets. I threw my stupid dog \u201cJonas\u201d across the room and kicked my drunk dad in the nuts. I want that money! The state doesn\u2019t give me enough! I\u2019m on disability and I barely get enough to get by and my dad\u2019s on disability too and neither does he! WTF?!<\/p>\n

84-years-old and wins the lottery. Talk about puke in my pants city. Every freaking time that somebody wins the lottery, they are fossils. You need Indiana Jones to find these relics. YA HEARD! Hey Indy, bring that whip and your father to my apartment! Ja-ja\u2026he-he.<\/p>\n

Now, I\u2019m so angry, but I still have the energy to write a poem, which will be featured in my book: Poetry, Stoner Boners, Justin Bieber & Me\u2026<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>OLD BAG, RICH HAG<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nBy Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I stood in line for over an hour.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nTo buy a Powerball ticket and flower.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nFlower for my love, Antonio Martin.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nTicket for wealth, a new life to be startin\u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nWith Antonio Martin.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

The winner was a zombie out of the Florida state.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nThe contest is rigged and now I am full of hate.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nMy daddy and me should have won hands down.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nNow I can\u2019t buy Antonio Martin a ruffled gown.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Bieber, oh Justin Bieber, send me some money.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nWhatever you need done, I will do it honey.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nBut you don\u2019t return my Twitter private notes.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSometimes you can be a prick.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nYA HEARD!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber Oh, don\u2019t you love to see these old bags of bones win money and then drop dead and the money goes back to the state? Don\u2019t that seem like a good deal to you? Don\u2019t it? Oh, hell yes, I\u2019m being sarcastic, YOU FOOL! Gloria Mackenzie, 84, of Florida took the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[1994,3225,532,8752,1244],"class_list":["post-29420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-florida","tag-hoax","tag-news","tag-powerball","tag-winner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29420"}],"version-history":[{"count":-3,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}