{"id":29513,"date":"2013-06-10T16:40:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-10T21:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29513"},"modified":"2013-06-10T16:40:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-10T21:10:24","slug":"xbox-one-price-launch-titles-breaking-video-game-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29513","title":{"rendered":"Xbox One PRICE & LAUNCH TITLES \u2013 Breaking Video Game News"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber (AKA \u2013 Joystick Georgie)<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Whoa, did you see what they are asking for the Xbox One? They want 500 bucks for that thing and it creeps me the freak out. That all seeing eye that they have on that motion detector. OMG! Does that say \u201cbig brother\u201d or what? Make sure if you jack off that you put a blanket over your lap or Bill Gates will see you and probably love it too\u2026.sicko that he is!<\/p>\n

The launch titles\u2026.whoa\u2026they are talking some serious big guns coming to this table\u2026namely a new HALO game. I love HALO. Back in the day when it first came out, I used to play with my hubby. We rented the system from Rent-A-Center and then they repossessed it. I told them \u201cwe ain\u2019t got no jobs\u201d, but they had no sympathy. It was fun while it lasted though. Ja-ja\u2026he-he\u2026YA HEARD!<\/p>\n

Then we have two other titles. Something called \u201cRYSE: SON OF ROME,\u201d but what is that exactly? Really? Really? Son of Rome? More like son of a bitch. And finally, they\u2019re talking about \u201cTITANFALL\u201d, a title by those CALL OF DUTY people. Whatever happened to good old PACMAN? I still have my Atari 2600 and those games are the best ever! I love PITFALL. Ever since this Bill Gates guy that I used to respect\u2026that\u2019s right, I used to respect, has come along, the games have gotten so fancy but they ain\u2019t got no heart.<\/p>\n

So, get your game on and watch out for big brother. Ja-ja\u2026he-he\u2026YA HEARD!<\/p>\n

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By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber (AKA \u2013 Joystick Georgie) Whoa, did you see what they are asking for the Xbox One? They want 500 bucks for that thing and it creeps me the freak out. That all seeing eye that they have on that motion detector. OMG! Does that say \u201cbig brother\u201d or what? Make sure […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8268,7642,1665,2590,3476],"class_list":["post-29513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-one","tag-price","tag-titles","tag-video-game","tag-xbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29513"}],"version-history":[{"count":-4,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}