{"id":29626,"date":"2013-06-14T22:55:38","date_gmt":"2013-06-15T03:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29626"},"modified":"2013-06-14T22:55:38","modified_gmt":"2013-06-15T03:25:38","slug":"xbox-one-games-shocker-big-brother-bill-gates-can-kiss-my-ass-breaking-video-game-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29626","title":{"rendered":"Xbox One GAMES SHOCKER: \u201cBig Brother Bill Gates Can Kiss My Ass!\u201d \u2013 Breaking Video Game News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29626 \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29627\" title=\"joystick georgie\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/joystick-georgie1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"324\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><em><strong>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber (AKA \u2013 Joystick Georgie)<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>OMG! Yeah, the more that I think about this intrusive piece of shit, Xbox One, the more that I realize just what\u2019s climbed into Bill Gate\u2019s britches. The rich get rich and the poor get poor, huh? Really? Really? Nice try fella, but this game system is going to sink like the Titanic when people realize just what they are trying to do. These assclowns are trying to push Big Brother into our living rooms and my dad is like so nervous!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>My dad and I went out to eat after I picked up my welfare check and EBT card and I told him about the Xbox One and he said: \u201cBig brother Bill Gates can kiss my ass! He\u2019s not going to tape me and sell it to YouTube and Ebay on a computer.\u201d Keep in mind that my dad is a freaking idiot. If he has a 60 IQ, I\u2019d be surprised. Put a helmet on the guy. LOL. LMAO. Ja-ja\u2026he-he\u2026YA HEARD! Helmet\u2026LOL. The guy does pot all the time too and he always has stoner boners. He got into some hot water when he came to Target, my LEGENDARY job to buy some tissues and he was wearing this sweat pants and had a stoner boner. They said that he was slamming it against the food in the meat section and he nearly cost me my job. Security got rid of him. A big thanks to the cutest chubby security guard Michael for treating a lady right and getting my dad out the door without hurting him. Hey Michael, good job player. YA HEARD!<\/p>\n<p>Now, I\u2019m not resting until the gamers of this world take down Gates and his world domination and demand to see inside of our homes. If you are a gamer like Joystick Georgie, I ask you to support my quest to give Bill Gates a Cleveland steamer. YA HEARD!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks. I\u2019m Joystick Georgie and I approve this stoner boner.<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-432\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t<form id=\"polls_form_432\" class=\"wp-polls-form\" action=\"\/index.php\" method=\"post\">\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_432_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"4a192c0305\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"432\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Do you support Joystick Georgie giving Bill Gates a Cleveland Steamer?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-432-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-1301\" name=\"poll_432\" value=\"1301\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-1301\">Yes, that rich prick has it coming<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-1302\" name=\"poll_432\" value=\"1302\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-1302\">No, Bill Gates is LEGENDARY<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-1303\" name=\"poll_432\" value=\"1303\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-1303\">Stoner Boner should NOT get you removed from Target<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type=\"button\" name=\"vote\" value=\"   Vote   \" class=\"Buttons\" onclick=\"poll_vote(432);\" \/><\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#ViewPollResults\" onclick=\"poll_result(432); return false;\" title=\"View Results Of This Poll\">View Results<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-432-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newzbreaker.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19486\" title=\"NEWZBREAKER-BANNER\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/NEWZBREAKER-BANNER.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber (AKA \u2013 Joystick Georgie) OMG! Yeah, the more that I think about this intrusive piece of shit, Xbox One, the more that I realize just what\u2019s climbed into Bill Gate\u2019s britches. The rich get rich and the poor get poor, huh? Really? Really? Nice try fella, but this game system is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8785,288,8773,4307],"class_list":["post-29626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-bill-gates","tag-games","tag-xbox-one","tag-ya-heard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29626"}],"version-history":[{"count":-3,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}