{"id":29760,"date":"2013-06-18T18:03:41","date_gmt":"2013-06-18T22:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29760"},"modified":"2013-06-18T18:03:41","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T22:33:41","slug":"xbox-one-price-shocker-don-mattrick-xbox-assclown-put-on-blast-big-brother-games-outrage-more-video-game-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29760","title":{"rendered":"Xbox One PRICE SHOCKER: Don Mattrick, Xbox Assclown, PUT ON BLAST \u2013 Big Brother, Games, Outrage &#038; More \u2013 VIDEO GAME NEWS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=29760 \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29627\" title=\"joystick georgie\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/joystick-georgie1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"324\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber (AKA \u2013 Joystick Georgie)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>OMG! I am so mad right now. I was sitting home playing my Atari 2600 and the freaking thing froze again and Atari will not replace it. They say that the warranty ran out thirty years ago. Really? Really? Well they lost a customer. Let me tell you that!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Don Mattrick, Xbox Assclown, has called the new home surveillance system called \u201cXbox One\u201d a \u201cbargain\u201d at 500 bucks. Really? Really? Nice try fella. A bargain is 300 bucks and you come to my apartment and give me a happy ending. YA HEARD! Like I\u2019m going to pay you to spy on me and my dad and sell my dad jacking off to porn sites and make gobs and gobs of money from voyeurs. Nice try fella. YA HEARD!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m getting really tired of this idiot, Mattrick, and his quest to spy on all of the gamers. I\u2019m a fucking gamer. I\u2019m Joystick Georgie and I am taking a stand against this gaming system and I hope that you all will do the same. Bill Gates, suck my sausage. YA HEARD!<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-437\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t<form id=\"polls_form_437\" class=\"wp-polls-form\" action=\"\/index.php\" method=\"post\">\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_437_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"a358011caf\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"437\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Is Xbox One a bargain at $500?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-437-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-1316\" name=\"poll_437\" value=\"1316\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-1316\">No way...shove that game system up your ass Gates!<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-1317\" name=\"poll_437\" value=\"1317\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-1317\">Yes, it's a great price.  Gates, I owe you a happy ending.<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-1318\" name=\"poll_437\" value=\"1318\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-1318\">My joystick hurts.  Come here and rub it.<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type=\"button\" name=\"vote\" value=\"   Vote   \" class=\"Buttons\" onclick=\"poll_vote(437);\" \/><\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#ViewPollResults\" onclick=\"poll_result(437); return false;\" title=\"View Results Of This Poll\">View Results<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-437-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newzbreaker.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19486\" title=\"NEWZBREAKER-BANNER\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/NEWZBREAKER-BANNER.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber (AKA \u2013 Joystick Georgie) OMG! I am so mad right now. I was sitting home playing my Atari 2600 and the freaking thing froze again and Atari will not replace it. They say that the warranty ran out thirty years ago. Really? Really? Well they lost a customer. Let me tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[288,8814,7642,8773],"class_list":["post-29760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-games","tag-gates","tag-price","tag-xbox-one"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29760"}],"version-history":[{"count":-4,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}