{"id":30034,"date":"2013-06-26T18:03:08","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T22:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=30034"},"modified":"2013-06-26T18:05:02","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T22:35:02","slug":"xbox-one-price-shocker-sony-playstation-4-for-this-gamer-video-game-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=30034","title":{"rendered":"Xbox One Price SHOCKER: Sony Playstation 4 FOR THIS GAMER \u2013 VIDEO GAME NEWS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber (AKA – Joystick Georgie)<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG! Yeah, I\u2019m still pissed off about this Xbox One nonsense. Oh, now they say that you don\u2019t need the Internet on all of the time and that you can still play used games without getting rammed from the back, but how long will that last? Do you really trust Bill Gates? I wouldn\u2019t trust that assclown, noodle dick, twat, keyboard warrior with a horny baboon! Dang, he\u2019s a LOSER! YA HEARD!<\/p>\n

I have decided to buy the Playstation 4. It\u2019s cheaper and not intrusive. I mean, Bill Gates wanted to basically see into your living room. What is he, a voyeur? You want to watch me whack the weasel, Mr. Gates? Well, come to my apartment and you can see it close up and then you\u2019ll leave with a sore ass. YA HEARD! Playstation 4 is the way to go.<\/p>\n

I wrote a song that will be performed by Justin Bieber (I hope) in the near future, called\u2026<\/p>\n

XBOX ONE AIN\u2019T NO FUN<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nWritten by Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nPerformed by Justin Bieber<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Halo, Hello, my name is Bieber.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nGeorgie Justin, the true gaming Belieber.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nBill Gates wants to look into my apartment complex.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nI think that he wants to watch me having dirty sex.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

But I\u2019m now buying Playstation 4, a system from Sony.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nNo camera here, no riding the bologna pony.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nJust gaming for this gamer known for his talented joystick.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nMicrosoft can sit on it\u2026sit on my pulsating prick.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

YA HEARD is the word and Xbox One Ain\u2019t No Fun.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nThe system will be out of business by the time they are done.<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nI\u2019ll finish this song later\u2026I have to go\u2026I have the runs.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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What system are you buying?<\/strong><\/p>