{"id":30206,"date":"2013-07-03T22:36:57","date_gmt":"2013-07-04T03:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=30206"},"modified":"2013-07-03T22:36:57","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T03:06:57","slug":"creepy-statues-terrify-children-new-cassel-statues-by-david-byer-tyre-terrify-community-im-shtting-bricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=30206","title":{"rendered":"CREEPY STATUES TERRIFY CHILDREN \u2013 New Cassel Statues by David Byer-Tyre TERRIFY Community \u2013 \u201cI\u2019m Sh*tting Bricks!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=30206 \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-30207\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"antonio martin statue\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/antonio-martin-statue.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"231\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>OMG! Have you seen these things in New Cassel by some guy that says he\u2019s an artist? Really? Really? Nice try fella. David Byer-Tyre made these \u201ckids\u201d and they look like that assclown Antonio Martin (Arizona Bologna), in my opinion. Yikes! YA HEARD! They are creepy. I\u2019m shitting bricks!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Every time that I look at these things, I get scared. I brought my dad for a walk to see these things and the drunk FOOL could barely walk and stuck to his pleather recliner because it is so hot and we ain\u2019t got no air conditioning. YA HEARD! My dad was so scared and said the following (he was drunk and high also):<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=30206 \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-24234\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"georges dad\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/georges-dad-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>\u201cThe monsters are going to eat my dick! Help me! Help me! Don\u2019t let those things chomp off my twig and berries! Oh no\u2026it\u2019s the end of the world. It\u2019s the rise of the machines! It\u2019s back to the future up my ass! They scare me! Oh god, let\u2019s stop at the Good Will and get me some new panties. I shat right through these thanks to those monsters! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Help me! KILL ME! Somebody take a gun and put a bullet right in my freaking head! Those monsters want to rape my mouth and make me a zombie snatcher!!!\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Sorry\u2026my dad is a freaking idiot.<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-461\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t<form id=\"polls_form_461\" class=\"wp-polls-form\" action=\"\/index.php\" method=\"post\">\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_461_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"27cd30d40f\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"461\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>What do you think of these Antonio Martin-looking statues?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-461-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-1390\" name=\"poll_461\" value=\"1390\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-1390\">They're creepy<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-1391\" name=\"poll_461\" value=\"1391\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-1391\">They're cute<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type=\"button\" name=\"vote\" value=\"   Vote   \" class=\"Buttons\" onclick=\"poll_vote(461);\" \/><\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#ViewPollResults\" onclick=\"poll_result(461); return false;\" title=\"View Results Of This Poll\">View Results<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-461-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newzbreaker.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19486\" title=\"NEWZBREAKER-BANNER\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/NEWZBREAKER-BANNER.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\" \/> <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber OMG! Have you seen these things in New Cassel by some guy that says he\u2019s an artist? Really? Really? Nice try fella. David Byer-Tyre made these \u201ckids\u201d and they look like that assclown Antonio Martin (Arizona Bologna), in my opinion. Yikes! YA HEARD! They are creepy. I\u2019m shitting bricks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8506,8904],"class_list":["post-30206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-creep","tag-creepy-statues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30206"}],"version-history":[{"count":-4,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}