{"id":32499,"date":"2013-11-26T13:54:31","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T18:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=32499"},"modified":"2013-11-26T13:54:31","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T18:24:31","slug":"xbox-one-glitch-microsoft-bill-gates-can-suck-it-video-game-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=32499","title":{"rendered":"Xbox One GLITCH \u2013 Microsoft & Bill Gates Can Suck It \u2013 VIDEO GAME NEWS"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG! My uncle Antonio, my daddy\u2019s brother, sent me 1900 dollars to bail out my dad for his welfare fraud and I decided to let him rot in there and spend the money on an Xbox One and new TV. Ja-ja\u2026he-he\u2026dang\u2026YA HEARD! Well, I get it home and I\u2019m ready to play Call of Duty and this piece of crap worked one day and now it ain\u2019t working! Oh, this is just great. <\/p>\n

Bill Gates, you asshat! You make all that money and then you bend me over and bukkake my backside with your glitchy piece of crap?!!! Well, for your information, I\u2019m Joystick Georgie, one of the most respected gamers in the gamer world and my word is law with many of my BILLIONS of readers and none of them are going to buy your little game system from this point on. How do you like them apples? How would you like these grapes up your mouth? YA HEARD!<\/p>\n

Get this. I got a call from my daddy. I guess uncle Antonio told him that I was supposed to bail him out. Really? Really? Well, if you wanted your asshole brother out of prison, then you should have walked your fat ass to the prison and bail him out. Oh, just because you\u2019re paralyzed from the waist down, I should feel sorry for you? I don\u2019t Uncle Antonio! I don\u2019t! Go fuck your mother!<\/p>\n

Just to show you IDIOTS out there that I\u2019m not heartless, I\u2019m letting my daddy have the last word, a Thanksgiving wish, from his prison cell…take it away daddy!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>WISDOM FROM A PLEATHER SEAT with George Smith SR<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I wish I was in my bonded leather chair right now! A soft chair would be good considering that these horny assholes won\u2019t leave this old cat alone! Do you people know what \u201crunning a train\u201d means? Well, I tried to find the biggest guy in here and brought him to pleasureville and now he was supposed to protect me, right? Well, get this\u2026this bastard pimped me out for one box of cigarettes! They are taking M&Ms\u2026the red ones and they wet them and then wipe the red dye on my lips to make it look like I have lipstick on. Fuckers. Now, I\u2019m stuck in here for something I didn\u2019t do and they told me that my Thanksgiving is going to be great and that I\u2019m going to be the turkey and everyone is going to stuff me. People, please, be thankful that you are not getting gang-banged from behind this Turkey Day. My son\u2026if you are reading this. I know Antonio gave you the money and I know you set me up! When I get out, I\u2019m going to kill you!!! I swear on my life. Oh no\u2026here he comes again. Damn. That new guy that they transferred in\u2026no. No, sir\u2026no I\u2019m not going to do that again. No, I don\u2019t need my gag reflex tested. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber OMG! My uncle Antonio, my daddy\u2019s brother, sent me 1900 dollars to bail out my dad for his welfare fraud and I decided to let him rot in there and spend the money on an Xbox One and new TV. Ja-ja\u2026he-he\u2026dang\u2026YA HEARD! Well, I get it home and I\u2019m ready to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[532,8268,2590,3476],"class_list":["post-32499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-news","tag-one","tag-video-game","tag-xbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32499"}],"version-history":[{"count":-3,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}