{"id":32525,"date":"2013-11-27T12:47:17","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T17:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=32525"},"modified":"2013-11-27T12:47:17","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T17:17:17","slug":"hanover-mall-santa-pervert-woman-groped-leads-to-lock-up-herbert-the-pervert-jones-gooses-elf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=32525","title":{"rendered":"Hanover Mall SANTA PERVERT \u2013 Woman Groped Leads to Lock up: Herbert \u201cThe Pervert\u201d Jones Gooses Elf"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG! I tell everyone to stay away from these mall Santas and their hard candy canes. Now we see this Herbert \u201cThe Pervert\u201d Jones, 62, grabbing the backside of an 18-year-old elf, showing some holiday spirit in his freaking pants. Now they locked up this ho-ho-ho and he\u2019s going to meet the meat of the boys in prison. He\u2019s going to get the 12 inches of Christmas.<\/p>\n

This assclown twat is the Grope that stole Christmas. He said that the elf backed into his hand. Really? Really? Nice try Santa. Keep your candy cane and sack away from me you asshat! YA HEARD! <\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land.<\/strong><\/span>
\n Not a creature was stirring, except Santa\u2019s hand.<\/span><\/strong>
\n The Santa was hung and horny as hell,<\/span><\/strong>
\n In hopes that an elf\u2019s panties he would surely smell.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The children were walking around in the mall,<\/span><\/strong>
\n While visions of Santa peaking under bathroom stalls.<\/span><\/strong>
\n And mamma in her \u2018kerchief, and I in my cap,<\/span><\/strong>
\n and an elf\u2019s ass that Santa wanted to tap.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

When out in the mall there arose such a clatter,<\/span><\/strong>
\n It sprang from his pants like a baseball batter.<\/span><\/strong>
\n Away from his pants it flew like a flash,<\/span><\/strong>
\n Tore open the zipper and grabbed her ass.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

He sprang to his sleigh, to her ass gave a whistle,<\/span><\/strong>
\n And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.<\/span><\/strong>
\n But I heard him exclaim, \u2018ere he drove really fast,<\/span><\/strong>
\n “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a nice ass!”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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By Georgie \u201cJustin\u201d Bieber OMG! I tell everyone to stay away from these mall Santas and their hard candy canes. Now we see this Herbert \u201cThe Pervert\u201d Jones, 62, grabbing the backside of an 18-year-old elf, showing some holiday spirit in his freaking pants. Now they locked up this ho-ho-ho and he\u2019s going to meet […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9251,3458,2220],"class_list":["post-32525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-clause","tag-pervert","tag-santa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32525"}],"version-history":[{"count":-4,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}