{"id":32768,"date":"2013-12-09T15:03:37","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T19:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=32768"},"modified":"2013-12-09T15:03:37","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T19:33:37","slug":"tsa-stops-terrorist-stuffed-monkeys-gun-confiscated-washington-womans-sock-monkey-busted-rooster-monkburn-arrested","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=32768","title":{"rendered":"TSA Stops Terrorist: STUFFED MONKEY\u2019S GUN Confiscated \u2013 Washington Woman\u2019s Sock Monkey Busted \u2013 Rooster Monkburn Arrested"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=32768\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-32769\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"rooster\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rooster.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a>By Geno McGahee<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The TSA agents are at it again, making the world feel safe with their unnecessary groping of young females. The TSA, known for stopping absolutely no terrorism, has found a potential terrorist with a sock monkey named \u201cRooster Monkburn.\u201d He was holding a 2 inch \u201crealistic\u201d pistol and if you own puppets, you should know that they are not allowed to carry weapons. If the PUPPET MASTER movies taught us anything, we should know that puppets can come to life and hurt people and crash airplanes\u2026right? <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Phillis May, the owner and creator of Rooster Monkburn was stopped when they found her evil creation. The TSA agent went to May with monkey pistol in hand and said \u201cthis is a gun.\u201d She noted that it was a \u201cprop for my monkey.\u201d The agent then said that if she held it to her neck she \u201cwouldn\u2019t know if it was real or not.\u201d Support higher education and send a TSA agent to third grade.<\/p>\n<p>There are countless incidents involving these idiots that make up the TSA. They are there merely for the illusion of safety and to turn a big buck in the process. We\u2019ve seen these morons make an old woman remove her adult diaper and take a paralyzed child out of his wheelchair and then always have the time to grope attractive women. The TSA is a joke and this is another case of it.<\/p>\n<p>FREE Rooster Monkburn!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newzbreaker.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19486\" title=\"NEWZBREAKER-BANNER\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/NEWZBREAKER-BANNER.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Geno McGahee The TSA agents are at it again, making the world feel safe with their unnecessary groping of young females. The TSA, known for stopping absolutely no terrorism, has found a potential terrorist with a sock monkey named \u201cRooster Monkburn.\u201d He was holding a 2 inch \u201crealistic\u201d pistol and if you own puppets, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[3868,532,9289,2366,3827],"class_list":["post-32768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-gun","tag-news","tag-rooster-monkburn","tag-security","tag-tsa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32768"}],"version-history":[{"count":-4,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}