{"id":4155,"date":"2010-08-12T19:25:14","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T23:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=4155"},"modified":"2010-08-12T19:25:14","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T23:25:14","slug":"the-expendables-rocky-the-terminator-the-transporter-the-wrestler-ivan-drago-return","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=4155","title":{"rendered":"The Expendables: Rocky, The Terminator, The Transporter, The Wrestler & Ivan Drago Return"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>By Geno McGahee<\/strong><\/p>\n

This weekend, THE EXPENDABLES opens featuring an all star cast\u2026well, an all action star cast. Sylvester Stallone, known mostly as \u201cRocky\u201d and \u201cRambo\u201d and some even note him as \u201cCobra\u201d or \u201cThe guy with the mom that has a gun,\u201d will star and direct this flick concerning an elite crew of bad asses, specializing in destruction and helping those that cannot help themselves. <\/p>\n

The list of actors in this movie makes it a must see for every guy on this planet, especially those my age or somewhere around my age that grew up with these guys. Here\u2019s a question though\u2026where\u2019s Chuck Norris? His continual religious mumbo jumbo may be a turn off for the rest of the cast. Talk about the time you beat up the monster in \u201cTHE HERO AND THE TERROR.\u201d That is much more interesting then your religious stuff or that splits machine that you advertise that no man should use. Chance of sack rippage: 63%.<\/p>\n

We have Ivan Drago back again. Dolph Lundgren has taken a hiatus from those great movies (sarcasm) that he has been putting out straight to video. He and Steven Seagal are the kings of bad action films of late, and they both were good at one time. What happened? Well, Seagal is now writing and directing\u2026there\u2019s a big problem. Lundgren\u2026ever since he stopped wearing that loin cloth in MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE and stopped speaking with a Russian accent, he\u2019s gone downhill, although UNIVERSAL SOLDIER was rather bad ass.<\/p>\n

We have a few more oldies but goodies in this as well, including Arnold Schwarzenegger. He has been \u201cTHE TERMINATOR,\u201d \u201cTHE RUNNING MAN,\u201d and had a \u201cTOTAL RECALL,\u201d and he has been the most hands during his movies with the actresses. Remember when the newspapers called him \u201cTHE SPERMINATOR?\u201d Holy shit that was great. He has a cameo in the movie and he works alongside Bruce Willis, the man in the DIE HARD franchise. I even like the 4th entry of that series and I even liked him in BLIND DATE.<\/p>\n

Mickey Rourke, \u201cTHE WRESTLER\u201d is also a part of the movie and he has rejuvenated his career as of late with that grappling flick and his villain role in IRON MAN 2. Rourke is likable and a little bit off, but seems like a really great guy from what I\u2019ve seen. He even stuck up for Mel Gibson\u2026another missing actor in this movie.<\/p>\n

Where\u2019s Mel? Gibson was great in RANSOM and would fit right in. Just have him scream something and you have good TV. The media knows it and that is why they keep playing his crazy rants.<\/p>\n

Jet Li is part of this, but I am not a fan of his. I have seen a lot of his work but he isn\u2019t the type of action guy that appeals to me. He does, however, appeal to a great deal of people, so he is in it too, along with \u201cTHE TRANSPORTER\u201d guy, Jason Statham. At least participating in this movie prevents him from filming another one of those God awful movies. Why is Statham such a star? I don\u2019t like his movies. He did CRANK and CRANK II and I thought those blew too. Are his movies geared at women? Are they meant to get women excited rather then get men in a fighting mood, or am I just out of touch and stuck in the 80s? I don\u2019t know the answer.<\/p>\n

We have a real fighter, MMA guy, Randy Couture, and a fake fighter, former WWE Heavyweight Champion \u201cStone Cold\u201d Steve Austin in the mix. I used to like Austin back in the 1990s when he was saying \u201cOh hell yeah,\u201d and stunning random people, but his movie career has not been that impressive. Then again, the WWE has a history of making horrible movies. Have you seen SEE NO EVIL with the wrestler \u201cKane?\u201d It is terrible!<\/p>\n

I did like NO HOLDS BARRED though. It\u2019s not on DVD\u2026which is a shame, but featured Hulk Hogan as \u201cRip,\u201d facing off against \u201cThe Human Wrecking Machine\u201d Zeus. Good freaking movie by the WWE, but they could not find the magic again. Austin has potential but needs a good script.<\/p>\n

Finally, we have Eric Roberts from BEST OF THE BEST I and II\u2026or you may remember him from \u201cTHE DARK KNIGHT,\u201d but I remember him from the former. Roberts is really underrated and way better than his sister, Julia Roberts. They should have gotten Eric to play PRETTY WOMAN, right? OK, maybe not, but he should have been involved in better movies than NATURE OF THE BEAST.<\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t see Jean Claude Van Damme here either. He\u2019s into this religious stuff now too and maybe he\u2019s too preachy. I like Van Damme. I picked up KICKBOXER on Blu Ray for 10 bucks. How can you beat that? Unfortunately, the high definition and my high definition TV leaves little to the imagination during his fight with Tong Po. Put on some pants Jean Claude!<\/p>\n

The cast for THE EXPENDABLES is great on paper\u2026better than great on paper. Now let\u2019s see if they can deliver the goods again. I think this will be like the A TEAM on steroids (literally in some cases). From the trailer, it looks like a can\u2019t miss, and maybe the critics won\u2019t love it, but the fans will speak loudly. I just hope that Rock and Drago can bury the hatchet and get along for the betterment of the movie. I can imagine Apollo Creed looking on from the other side: \u201cYou\u2019re friends with that murderer Rock? @#@% You!\u201d<\/p>\n

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By Geno McGahee This weekend, THE EXPENDABLES opens featuring an all star cast\u2026well, an all action star cast. Sylvester Stallone, known mostly as \u201cRocky\u201d and \u201cRambo\u201d and some even note him as \u201cCobra\u201d or \u201cThe guy with the mom that has a gun,\u201d will star and direct this flick concerning an elite crew of bad […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[1581,1580,796,619,1577,1578,1582,1579],"class_list":["post-4155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-dolph-lundgren","tag-ivan-drago","tag-mickey-rourke","tag-rocky","tag-sylvester-stallone","tag-the-expendables","tag-the-transporter","tag-the-wrestler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4155"}],"version-history":[{"count":-4,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}