{"id":55314,"date":"2015-08-22T07:48:22","date_gmt":"2015-08-22T12:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=55314"},"modified":"2015-08-22T07:48:22","modified_gmt":"2015-08-22T12:48:22","slug":"breaking-news-coach-bill-belichicks-greatest-hits-now-available-on-cd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=55314","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News: Coach Bill Belichick\u2019s Greatest Hits Now Available on CD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"polls-1193\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t<form id=\"polls_form_1193\" class=\"wp-polls-form\" action=\"\/index.php\" method=\"post\">\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_1193_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"6b90687cf1\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"1193\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Do you think Coach Bill Belichick  is a JACKOFF?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-1193-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-3197\" name=\"poll_1193\" value=\"3197\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-3197\">Yes!<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-3198\" name=\"poll_1193\" value=\"3198\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-3198\">No!<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type=\"button\" name=\"vote\" value=\"   Vote   \" class=\"Buttons\" onclick=\"poll_vote(1193);\" \/><\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#ViewPollResults\" onclick=\"poll_result(1193); return false;\" title=\"View Results Of This Poll\">View Results<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-1193-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n<br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=55314\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-55315\" src=\"http:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/BB.jpg\" alt=\"BB\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>By Dave \u201cMythical\u201d Siderski<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Let me guess. You\u2019ve had a really bad day. You\u2019re tired, stressed out and can\u2019t sleep. Your boss chewed you out today for something that was really his fault. Your wife ignored your intimate requests tonight. Your kids told you they hate you and the dog peed on your shoes. We\u2019re sorry you\u2019ve had such a rough day but don\u2019t fret! We have something for you that will give you the deepest night of sleep you\u2019ve ever enjoyed in your life! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Now on sale at NFL Shoppp.com, its Coach Bill Belichick\u2019s greatest hits on CD. Listen as the oratory genius that is Coach Belichick as the gives his renditions of such classic hits such as:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2022 The Mumble Mambo.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 Me and My Hoodie\u2026..Not a Soul to Tell Our Troubles to<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 We\u2019re on [the Road Again) to Cincinnati<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 Revis Left Me Just When I Needed Him Most<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 The \u201cI Misinterpreted the Rules\u201d Roadhouse Blues<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 Rexie and the Jets (circa 2010)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 Deflation Song\u2026\u2026An Ode to Tommy<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 Roger Don\u2019t Let Your Babies Grow up to be Cowboys<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 Gimme Three Phases [of the Game]<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 The Cheaters Shuffle<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u2022 T.E.A.M spells Team<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Enjoy this and many more compelling gems from the smooth, tranquil voice of Coach Belichick. This set can be yours for only $39.99. If you order within the next 24 hours, you\u2019ll also receive an official NFL authenticated and authorized deflated football signed by both Tom \u201cThe Deft Deflator\u201d Brady and Roger \u201cLord and Master of the Universe\u201d Goodell. Own your own personal piece of NFL history!<\/p>\n<p>Order now, and you\u2019ll never have trouble sleeping again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!! Ah, isn\u2019t that so much better?<\/p>\n<p>[si-contact-form form=&#8217;2&#8242;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Dave \u201cMythical\u201d Siderski Let me guess. You\u2019ve had a really bad day. You\u2019re tired, stressed out and can\u2019t sleep. Your boss chewed you out today for something that was really his fault. Your wife ignored your intimate requests tonight. Your kids told you they hate you and the dog peed on your shoes. 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