{"id":79564,"date":"2019-04-11T12:04:57","date_gmt":"2019-04-11T18:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=79564"},"modified":"2022-02-06T11:12:11","modified_gmt":"2022-02-06T17:12:11","slug":"doctor-curmudgeon-she-did-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=79564","title":{"rendered":"Doctor Curmudgeon \u00ae She Did It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[AdSense-A]<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=79564\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=79564\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-75425 size-medium\" style=\"margin-right: 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ubm-photo-201x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a>By Diane Batshaw Eisman, M.D. FAAFP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Doctor Curmudgeon\u00ae had intended to sleep quite late on Saturday morning.<\/p>\n<p>But a familiar swishing awakened her. The welcoming sound that accompanied the appearance of Dr. Cranky Wangshaw Vesalius-Steinberger.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who may not be aware of Doctor Curmudgeon&#8217;s ancestors, she has a Great-Great-Great &#8230;Grandmother by the name of Cranky Wangshaw Vesalius-Steinberger, M.D.<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Cranky (as she was referred to by her colleagues and patients) was a famous physician in her era. Her husband, the equally prominent, Dr. Yevgeny Vesalius-Steinberger had served in the war with Dr. Watson. As Dr. Yevgeny Vesalius-Steinberger was deeply involved in medical research (and that is a tale to be told at a later time), Dr. Cranky became the physician for Sherlock Holmes when Dr. Watson was away on his many travels.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Occasionally, Dr. Cranky would visit her granddaughter, Doctor Curmudgeon\u00ae in attempts to keep her focused and to stop her grandchild from whining and complaining.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You think that you have had a difficult path to becoming a physician? Really?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sitting up a bit straighter, Doctor Curmudgeon\u00ae responded with the only possible answer, &#8220;I guess it wasn&#8217;t that hard.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Leaning closer to her granddaughter, Dr. Cranky made sure that the curmudgeon&#8217;s eyes were open and that she was listening.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, child,&#8221; Dr. Cranky continued. &#8220;Let me tell you about a colleague of mine. Although she practiced across the pond as do you, I was quite aware of her. Her name was Dr. Rebecca Lee Crumpler&#8230;such an extraordinary woman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Doctor Curmudgeon actually got out of bed and seated herself next to her grandmother on the little settee in her bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dr. Rebecca Lee Crumpler was a remarkable woman. She was born in 1831 in your state of Delaware. My compeer, Dr. Crumpler, did not only have to fight sexism, but she was a Black woman. You can only imagine the difficulties that this brilliant woman faced in being accepted into medical school and into her profession.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow!&#8221; was Doctor Curmudgeon&#8217;s\u00ae perceptive comment.<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Cranky smiled, &#8220;Yes, wow, my dear descendant. It was difficult enough for a black man to be accepted into medical school&#8230;but a woman&#8230;.wow, indeed!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As Dr. Cranky rose to leave, she patted her granddaughter&#8217;s messy head and said, &#8220;So the next time you start your whining and obsessing about the difficulties of being a physician today, remember Dr. Rebecca Lee Crumpler who had to face sexism and racism while she practiced medicine with strength, intelligence, skill and managed to write a book on the medical care of women and children.<\/p>\n<p>I leave you this time with two quotes from Dr. Crumpler&#8217;s book: &#8216;A Book of Medical Discourses:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I early conceived a liking for, and sought every opportunity to relieve the sufferings of others.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I deem it expedient to speak only of what I know and to which I can testify.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Doctor Curmudgeon\u00ae is Diane Batshaw Eisman, M.D., a physician-satirist. This column originally appeared on SERMO, the leading global social network for doctors.<\/p>\n<p>SERMO <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sermo.com\">www.sermo.com<\/a> \u201ctalk real world medicine\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?page_id=79327\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?page_id=79327\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-79305 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Writers250.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Writers250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Writers250-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n[si-contact-form form=&#8217;2&#8242;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[AdSense-A] By Diane Batshaw Eisman, M.D. FAAFP Doctor Curmudgeon\u00ae had intended to sleep quite late on Saturday morning. 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