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<\/a>By Donald \u201cBraveheart\u201d Stewart<\/strong><\/p>\nHaving enjoyed his morning walk around the garden Mr Trump has come inside because it is getting hot and he doesn\u2019t like too much sun on himself \u2013 that is what his lying down in those big purple lighty things is for.<\/p>\n
He is now in a room with a camera and does not like it\u2026<\/p>\n
Picture the scene\u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Mr Trump s to be interviewed by a nice man. He thinks he is a nice man. He knows that there have been not so nice men coming to his house recently and he told everyone that there should not be not so nice men coming because they ask big questions that he does not like. \u201cMr President?\u201d Someone is talking and Mr Trump cannot see who it is because of the lights. He squints and turns a little and finds the source of the voice. It is a woman. He looks her up and down and he licks his lips. They like this. He knows they like this because it always works for him.<\/p>\n \u201cYes, my dear?\u201d They like being called, dear. He knows they like being called dear, because it always works for him.<\/p>\n She reacts on the inside from his leering look and makes a mental note to take a shower later. \u201cMr President they are ready for your close up now.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump smiles. They like this. He knows they like this because it always works for him.<\/p>\n He walks to an open chair and there is a man opposite him. He doesn\u2019t look scary. He has glasses on. People with glasses are weak. He knows they are weak because they cannot see properly. He can see properly. He is the best at seeing. Nobody can see better than him. The aide is a man so he knows that this won\u2019t work too well on him. So, he looks at the pictures. He is about to shout at the man because he preferred the one he drew with the cow attacking Joe Biden in his best purple shiny crayon and not the boring one he now holds with lines and words on it but he stops.<\/p>\n \u201cMr President,\u201d continues the aide. \u201cSir, if we could make sure this is not a car crash like the last one?\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump looks at him and makes a mental note to sack him. Who does he think he is? Teddy Kennedy?<\/p>\n He laughs at his own joke even though he has not said it out loud and everyone in the room realizes that this is likely to be a train wreck rather than just a little car crash\u2026<\/p>\n The interview begins.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Mr Trump settles down and then leans forward. He likes to lean forward. Normally he likes to grab men by the hand and pull them towards himself so they know he is strong. This guy doesn\u2019t offer his hand. Mr Trump now knows he is weak because of his glasses and scared because of him not wanting to arm wrestle. Everyone else in the room feels the terror\u2026<\/p>\n The interview lasts about 37 minutes\u2026<\/p>\n Afterwards Mr Trump is in the not so Oval Office, in the not So White House and listening to them droning on about it\u2026<\/p>\n He just wants his crayons\u2026<\/p>\n \u201cMr President?\u201d says that aide who whispered in his ear, \u201cCan we just review a few of the things you said in the interview so we can get a press statement out clarifying matters?\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump nods. He knows he needs to get through this and then get his blue and yellow pills before his jammies and supper so he better just give in otherwise his target of 300 golf rounds in 4 years will not happen.<\/p>\n At that point he wanders to thinking about another 4 years and whether he should make the target of 500 rounds of golf. He makes a mental note to think about that later and talk to himself about it.<\/p>\n He looks up and realizes they are all looking at him again. They do this too often he thinks and realizes he may have to sack a few people soon. He nods and the man starts to talk.<\/p>\n \u201cMr President, you said, \u2018I did more for the black community than anybody with a possible exception of Abraham Lincoln.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n They are all looking at him now. He looks straight at them and suggests, \u201cFind something that Lincoln did and praise him for it in your press release in case he gets upset and calls me up. I don\u2019t like when that happens.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut Mr President\u2026\u201d the same aide is about to point out the obvious when one of the other aides kicks him in the ankles which is the pre arranged sign for leave it and we shall sort it\u2026<\/p>\n The aide takes a step to one side to try and avoid this happening again. It fails.<\/p>\n Mr Trump goes back to daydreaming.<\/p>\n \u201cMr President, you said, the pandemic is under control and then about American people. They are dying. That\u2019s true. It is what it is<\/p>\n Trump looks up and says, \u201cOK, I got that under control.\u201d He laughs at his own joke\u2026<\/p>\n \u201cBut Mr President\u2026\u201d the same aide is about to point out the obvious when one of the other aides kicks him in the ankles which is the pre arranged sign for leave it and we shall sort it\u2026<\/p>\n The aide takes a step to one side to try and avoid this happening again. It fails.<\/p>\n \u201cMr President, you said, the United States is lowest in numerous categories. We\u2019re lower than the world. Lower than Europe with death as a proportion of cases. And then when the reporter challenged you, you told him, you can’t do that.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump looks him straight in the eye, \u201cI know. A bit rude. Call him up and tell him he can do that now. I give him permission.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut Mr President\u2026\u201d the same aide is about to point out the obvious when the ankle thing happens again\u2026<\/p>\n The aide takes a step to one side to try and avoid this happening again. It fails.<\/p>\n \u201cMr President, you said, I never met John Lewis, actually. He didn\u2019t come to my inauguration. He didn\u2019t come to my State of the Union speeches, and that\u2019s OK. That\u2019s his right.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump is getting tired of it all and says, \u201cThen send the man an invite. I am happy for him to come the next time.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut Mr President\u2026\u201d The aide takes a step to one side to try and avoid being hit in the ankle. It fails once more.<\/p>\n \u201cMr President, you said, Yeah, I wish her well. I\u2019d wish you well. I wish a lot of people well. About a woman being held on suspicion of child prostitution and trafficking!\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump has this one, \u201cOK, OK. I see this and where you are going with this.\u201d<\/p>\n He stands up and starts to walk round the office. He has noted that people do this when they are pretending to think. He thinks they do this when they are pretending to think. He pretends to think all the time. He also likes to play the game where he stops and they think he is going to say something and then he shakes his head and walks on making them listen for longer. He is a little tired to play the full game today so he only does it twelve times so he gets them to make funny noises every time he stops. He likes when they make funny noises.<\/p>\n He eventually stops and turns to the aide looking at him decisively. \u201cRight.\u201d He points at the aide. \u201cYou go and tell her to go to hell. And do it personally. Take the media if you wish.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump loves that idea and continues, \u201cIn fact, I shall come with you and we shall do it both together.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut Mr President\u2026\u201d The aide takes another step to one side to try and avoid being hit as his ankle is really sore now and this time the other aide misses.<\/p>\n \u201cMr President, you also said a whole bunch of stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump loves bunches of stuff. This means they want to say lots of things at once. He knows how to deal with this \u2013 just say something then move on.<\/p>\n \u201cMr President, you said, about Mr Epstein he died in jail and people are still trying to figure out how did it happen, was it suicide, was he killed? and then about the election, It could be decided many months later. Especially when you have tight margins, lots of things can happen.<\/p>\n There\u2019s never been anything like this. Now, of course, right now we have to live with it, but we\u2019re challenging it. and that reports that Russia had been offering bounties to the Taliban for attacks on US forces in Afghanistan were \u201cfake news\u201d and about Russia supplying weapons to the Taliban, I have heard that, but it has never reached my desk.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr Trump gets the idea in his head. \u201cIs this it reaching my desk now? OK leave it on my desk and I shall sort it.\u201d Everyone in the room looks confused \u2013 \u201cGo on and leave it and you know what if you don\u2019t have it go and get it and get it to me? Is that not your job?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut Mr President\u2026\u201d the same aide is about to point out the obvious when one of the other aides, who has not kicked him before goes to kick him in the ankles. \u201cStop kicking me in the fucking ankles, this is fucking serious.\u201d<\/p>\n The room falls silent.<\/p>\n Mr Trump speaks in the silence. \u201cYou are fired. I cannot have that language in this house. If you speak like that I have less words to use, so get out.\u201d \u201cALL OF YOU!\u201d<\/p>\n Everyone scatters.<\/p>\n In the empty room, Mr Trump gets back to running the country and everyone gets back to being terrified.<\/p>\n Whilst the author asserts his right to this as an almost original tale, any similarities to persons real or imagined are deliberate. However as there is little or no evidence that Mr Trump has ever drawn a picture of Joe Biden, as far as he is aware, this is clearly fictional and never actually happened, though many of the quotes are unfortunately not made up.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n The fact is that during the week Donald Trump was interviewed by Axios and managed to take a car crash from FOX news and turn it into a train wreck.<\/p>\n [si-contact-form form=’2′]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" [AdSense-A] By Donald \u201cBraveheart\u201d Stewart Having enjoyed his morning walk around the garden Mr Trump has come inside because it is getting hot and he doesn\u2019t like too much sun on himself \u2013 that is what his lying down in those big purple lighty things is for. 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\nHe even asked that people be about so they can hand him things. He likes being handed things. He is the best at being handed things. He knows that nobody is better than him at being handed things.<\/p>\n
\nJust as he sits, an aide walks over and whispers to him, \u201cMr President, here are the pictures we drew earlier.\u201d Mr Trump smiles.<\/p>\n
\nThe aide turns before that happens.<\/p>\n
\nNobody moves.<\/p>\n