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<\/a>By Donald \u201cBraveheart\u201d Stewart <\/strong><\/p>\nThere is a fire in the Not So White House.<\/p>\n
Picture the scene\u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Mr. Trump has his coloring book out and the nurse has just administered her nightly dose of \u201ccocoa\u201d.<\/p>\n He is still a little confused about the science stuff that was talked about earlier in the day though he has watched the programme all about the dangers of fire that the Big Yellow Bird explained well. He thought he knew it all. In fact, he thought he knew all about science better than anyone else knew it.<\/p>\n Then came the briefing thing. He doesn\u2019t like the briefing thing. He likes when they give him charts and he can turn them upside down and be better than the world but just now he does not know what is going on with the world and he does not like that one little bit, he don\u2019t\u2026 \u201cMr. President, here is the file from the briefing.\u201d Agent Orange stands to attention awaiting a response. Unusually he gets one.<\/p>\n \u201cWhy do you keep changing shape?\u201d asks Mr. Trump.<\/p>\n \u201cI am sorry sir?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou. You keep changing. Last week you had a southern accent and were black. Now you are white and is that a New York accent?\u201d<\/p>\n Agent Orange had been briefed about this so had his response ready.<\/p>\n \u201cWell done, Mr. President, well done. We cannot catch you out, can we? It is all part of our White House security to confuse the Chinese, sir. If they cannot track me in one shape, Mr. President, sir, we change so they cannot track us at all, Mr. President, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump smiles. Now that is better. He is smarter than the security chiefs. He knew that. Now he has the proof. He puts out his hand to take the file.<\/p>\n Agent Orange turns to leave but before he does, Mr. Trump asks a question.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat\u2019s in this?\u201d<\/p>\n Agent Orange turns back. \u201cIt\u2019s the papers from the briefing today, Mr. President, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump stands up from behind the desk and walks round to the front to confront Agent Orange and as he does so, Agent Orange realises that Mr. Trump is in his pyjamas. He had never seen Incredible Hulk jammies in that size before. \u201cI am sure the answer is in the file, Mr. President, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump leans on his desk and continues, \u201cYou see, I don\u2019t think science knows.\u201d<\/p>\n Agent Orange tries hard not to react. \u201cIt doesn\u2019t sir?\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump warms up to his theme, “It’ll start getting cooler, you just watch.”<\/p>\n \u201cMr. President I don\u2019t think you should ignore the science.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump reacts with a sigh and responds, \u201cWhy not? Did they turn up to my inauguration? I mean it\u2019s their right to ignore my inauguration, so I think it is also my right to ignore them.\u201d<\/p>\n Agent Orange takes a minute to try and get his head round what Mr. Trump is saying. In the gap, Mr. Trump continues, \u201cI think this is more of a management situation.”<\/p>\n Agent Orange interjects before he realizes that he is doing it, \u201cBut, Mr. President fires have burned almost 2 million acres of land in California, Oregon and Washington state\u201d.<\/p>\n Mr. Trump is on a roll as he continues, \u201cI mean, other countries have not dealt with the same level of forest fires, despite major things happening in Australia and the Amazon rainforest\u201d<\/p>\n Agent Orange has been briefed for this level of intelligence from Mr. Trump but is now trying his hardest not to squeal in disbelief.<\/p>\n Mr. Trump keeps going, \u201c”They don’t have problems like this. They have very explosive trees, but they don’t have problems like this.”<\/p>\n Agent Orange blurts out, \u201cExplosive trees, Mr. President, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump realizes he has an imbecile in the room; unfortunately, he doesn\u2019t properly identify who that is as he states, \u201cYou need to realize how dangerous these people are. They will stop at nothing, you know. Yes, explosive trees. I saw it somewhere.\u201d He points to the file. \u201cIt will be in here.\u201d<\/p>\n Agent Orange again blurts out, \u201cBut climate change, Mr. President\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump sighs. He thought he had dealt with all this nonsense before. \u201cLook. When you get into climate change, well is India going to change its ways? And is China going to change its ways? And Russia? Is Russia going to change its ways? You know what climate change is? It\u2019s a myth. Non-existent! An expensive hoax.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cisn\u2019t it a serious subject?\u201d asks Agent Orange meekly.<\/p>\n Mr. Trump looks at him up and down before responding, \u201cYes, it is. Very serious.\u201d He taps the file and dismisses Agent Orange with a withering look.<\/p>\n Making a mental note to start demanding more intelligent officers on his staff Mr. Trump sits down to read what is in the file as Agent Orange also makes a mental note, to never go back in the Not So White House with a fire arm: some things are just too tempting.<\/p>\n Whilst the author asserts his right to this as an almost original tale, any similarities to persons real or imagined are deliberate. However as there is little or no evidence that Mr Trump has ever worn Incredible Hulk jammies, as far as he is aware, this is clearly fictional and never actually happened, though much of the dialogue has been said.<\/p>\n Over the last week it has been reported that, Donald J. Trump has dismissed the fires raging across parts of America as a management problem rather than realising that it is indicative evidence of Global Warming, which is what people with real intelligence are doing. The solution to this is, of course, the 3rd November 2020.<\/p>\n [si-contact-form form=’2′]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" [AdSense-A] By Donald \u201cBraveheart\u201d Stewart There is a fire in the Not So White House. Picture the scene\u2026 Mr. Trump has his coloring book out and the nurse has just administered her nightly dose of \u201ccocoa\u201d. 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\nJust then Agent Orange enters with another file for him.<\/p>\n
\n\u201cWhat I want to know is,\u201d begins Mr. Trump, \u201cis when it\u2019ll start getting cooler”<\/p>\n