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<\/a>By Donald \u201cBraveheart\u201d Stewart<\/strong><\/p>\nHe aint happy<\/p>\n
He aint no brother<\/p>\n
Picture the scene\u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Mr Trump is sitting in front of a whole load of M & M\u2019s, a sheet of paper and an abacus. Also, in the room are the Orange Aid, Agent Orange, a frown, a gleeful expression and a thunderous angry face. Mr. Trump truly has many faces.<\/p>\n The one facing the desk is puzzled. <\/p>\n Just at that the door swings open and in walks Mr. Giuliani. For once you can see both his hands.<\/p>\n \u201cMr. President, have you worked it out?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n \u201cSo, you give one to them and two to Donald\u2026 Give me the yellow ones, they are the best. Only the best for Donald, they said that. They actually said that. I was there when they said that and the yellow ones are the best.\u201d At that he takes a handful of M & M\u2019s with his gleeful face and bites down hard.<\/p>\n \u201cAw man, they aren\u2019t peanut ones!\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump turns to the Orange Aid with his angry face and shouts, \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you get peanut ones? They are my favorites! Donald always gets his favorites.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump looks at Mr. Giuliani with his frown, \u201cHave you seen my dance? I think I shall use it for my victory dance. I do this thing with my hands. And hey, why did they not use this technique for the counters at each of the counting houses? This two to me, one to them would have sorted this election. Now we have to STOP THE COUNT!\u201d<\/p>\n The Orange Aid sighs.<\/p>\n He has been here for six hours, has gone through thousands of simple math to try and get Mr. Trump to see what he can and cannot do.<\/p>\n But before he can speak, Mr. Trump turns to Mr. Giuliani, and shouts, \u201cYou need to get \u201cmeaningful access\u201d I don\u2019t know what that is, do you know?\u201d Mr. Trump is asking a pot plant before he continues without anyone interrupting. \u201cBut what good does that do? The damage has already been done to the integrity of our system, and to the Presidential Election itself. This is what should be discussed!\u201d<\/p>\n Everyone in the room, apart from Mr. Giuliani, chimes in with, \u201cYes, Mr. President.\u201d That is Agent Orange, Orange Aid and the pot plant.<\/p>\n Mr. Trump stands looking out at the front lawn of the Not So White House, \u201cWe have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, which won\u2019t allow legal observers, the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan!\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump turns to the pot plant and nods. \u201cWe need a press release to tell the people. Take that down.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump believes that the pot plant nods before he continues in his rant, \u201cWe are winning Pennsylvania big, but the PA Secretary of State just announced that there are \u201cMillions of ballots left to be counted.\u201d Wow! It looks like Michigan has now found the ballots necessary to keep a wonderful young man, John James, out of the U.S. Senate. What a terrible thing is happening! They are finding Biden votes all over the place \u2014 in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!\u201d<\/p>\n Everyone in the room, apart from Mr. Giuliani, chimes in with, \u201cYes, Mr. President.\u201d That is Agent Orange, Orange Aid and the pot plant.<\/p>\n Mr. Trump continues in his flow, \u201c WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? How come every time they count Mail-In ballot dumps they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?\u201d<\/p>\n Everyone in the room, apart from Mr. Giuliani, chimes in with, \u201cYes, Mr. President.\u201d That is Agent Orange, Orange Aid and the pot plant.<\/p>\n He points at Mr. Giuliani and screams, \u201cYou need to get out there!\u201d<\/p>\n Everyone in the room, apart from Mr. Giuliani, chimes in with, \u201cYes, Mr. President.\u201d That is Agent Orange, Orange Aid and the pot plant.<\/p>\n Just then the door opens and in walks the nurse.<\/p>\n She has not been seen in the Not So White House for weeks. \u201cTime for your medicine, Mr. President.\u201d She tells him.<\/p>\n Momentarily confused, Mr. Trump realises there may be something wrong but the woman in front of him opens her left hand with what looks like peanut M & Ms.<\/p>\n He takes a whole bunch.<\/p>\n Wakes up the following day.<\/p>\n Apparently in the meantime he lost an election.<\/p>\n Well at least he knows it was just all a bad dream\u2026<\/p>\n Whilst the author asserts his right to this as an almost original tale, any similarities to persons real or imagined are deliberate. However as there is little or no evidence that Mr. Trump loves peanut M & Ms, as far as he is aware, this is clearly fictional and never actually happened, though some of Mr Trump\u2019s tweets have been used.<\/p>\n Donald J. Trump lost. He doesn\u2019t want to say so, but he did. THE END\u2026<\/p>\n [si-contact-form form=’2′]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" [AdSense-A] By Donald \u201cBraveheart\u201d Stewart He aint happy He aint no brother Picture the scene\u2026 Mr Trump is sitting in front of a whole load of M & M\u2019s, a sheet of paper and an abacus. Also, in the room are the Orange Aid, Agent Orange, a frown, a gleeful expression and a thunderous angry […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22247,18030],"tags":[3243,24156],"class_list":["post-95881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-columns","category-world-news","tag-donald-trump","tag-twitter-and-more"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95881"}],"version-history":[{"count":-3,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}