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<\/a>By Donald \u201cBraveheart\u201d Stewart<\/strong><\/p>\nIn at least one part of the Not So White House, there is a smug orange feeling\u2026<\/p>\n
Picture the scene\u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Mr. Trump is sitting behind a desk with that smug look on his face. He feels he has every right to be smug because HE has done it once again \u2013 defied the odds.<\/p>\n \u201cI am going to call it Operation Warp Speed, like in Star Wars,\u201d he proclaims.<\/p>\n \u201cStar Trek,\u201d corrects Orange Aid.<\/p>\n Mr. Trump takes no notice.<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s going to be warped speed ahead for everything from now on. Could we organise one of those, what did he call them, worm feeds?\u201d<\/p>\n Orange Aid sighs. He has been going on about this for hours. \u201cWorm Holes sir?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s it!\u201d<\/p>\n Orange Aid looks at her Not So White House Guide to working with POTUS 2020. In there are an amalgam of all the stupid questions that have been asked to all the Orange Aids and what the best set of answers are. Orange Aid looks down and picks the right one.<\/p>\n \u201cI am afraid that Walmart have run out of those this week.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump looks round from where he was looking out through the big window and asks, \u201cWhat about parallel universes?\u201d<\/p>\n Orange Aid consults her guide, \u201cI shall ask Homeland Security.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump looks sceptical.<\/p>\n He then says, \u201cI am going on Fox later to tell them that in many respects we\u2019re still doing incredibly, with our stock markets and everything else, which are hitting all new highs.\u201d \u201cBut Mr President, the death \u2026\u201d they begin.<\/p>\n Mr. Trump interrupts, \u201cHave you seen the speed of vaccine development? And I shall update them on the recent election fraud. This is the biggest scandal ever and I shall show the world nobody can mess with our democracy.\u201d<\/p>\n Orange Aid knows there is little point in arguing so doesn\u2019t. Unfortunately, Mr. Trump takes this as approval as he always does and thinks everyone who doesn\u2019t say anything is in agreement with him.<\/p>\n Orange Aid tries though, \u201cMr. President, last week, Covid-19 was the number one cause of death in America. For Black, Latino and Native Americans \u2013 who are nearly three times as likely to die from it \u2013 Covid-19 is a mass casualty. For families and friends left behind, it\u2019s a gaping hole in your heart that will never be fully healed.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump responds, \u201cMake sure that Vice-President Mike Pence is there. He is doing an absolutely incredible job at the head of the coronavirus taskforce. I shall ask him to stand up, a great job and we shall applaud him!\u201d<\/p>\n Orange Aid nods and says nothing as Mr. Trump continues, \u201cWell discuss a monumental national achievement. You know that before Operation Warp Speed the typical time frame for development and approval, as you know, could be infinity.\u201d<\/p>\n Orange Aid mutters, thinking that Mr. Trump won\u2019t hear them, \u201cOr beyond.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump does hear, \u201cThat\u2019s good, I shall use that \u2013 thank you! This will vanquish the problem, this horrible scourge, as I call it, the China virus, because that\u2019s where it came from.\u201d Mr. Trump, this time does respond, \u201cNot a problem \u2013 we shall have it sorted.\u201d Orange Aid decides to try the tricky question. \u201cMr. President, should we invite President elect Biden and the next administration?\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Trump scowls and declares, \u201cThe next administration will be the Trump administration because you can\u2019t steal hundreds of thousands of votes. You can\u2019t have fraud and deception and all of the things that they did and then slightly win a swing state. And you just have to look at the numbers, look at what\u2019s been on tape, look at all the corruption and we\u2019ll see you can\u2019t win an election like that. So, the next administration will be the Trump administration, a continuation.\u201d<\/p>\n Orange Aid turns to their guide and realises that the chapter on denying the truth, denying losing the election and denying the existence of sense are full of possible answers all of which have one scribble over them \u2013 the legendary \u201cnothing works\u201d \u2013 in a variety of handwritings showing that you cannot argue with stupid.<\/p>\n Once they realize that all of the Orange Aids leave stupid alone and depart the Not So White House, so this one did too.<\/p>\n Whilst the author asserts his right to this as an almost original tale, any similarities to persons real or imagined are deliberate. However as there is little or no evidence that Mr. Donald J Trump does not know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek, as far as he is aware, this is clearly fictional and never actually happened, though some of the words of Mr. Donald J Trump and Mr. Joe Biden have been used\u2026<\/p>\n During the week, President-elect Joe Biden and President Trump appeared simultaneously on the news to talk about the COVID-19 pandemic. The contrast in words and tone can be seen here with Orange Aid using the words of Biden and Trump using his own words \u2013 which are not terrific and not the best words he could use\u2026<\/p>\n [si-contact-form form=’2′]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" [AdSense-A] By Donald \u201cBraveheart\u201d Stewart In at least one part of the Not So White House, there is a smug orange feeling\u2026 Picture the scene\u2026 Mr. Trump is sitting behind a desk with that smug look on his face. 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\nOrange Aid looks up.<\/p>\n
\nOrange Aid was starting to feel uncomfortable and responded with, \u201cA vaccine may soon be available, but we need to level with one other. It will take longer than we would like to distribute it to all corners of the country \u2026<\/p>\n
\nOrange Aid keeps trying, \u201cWe\u2019ll need to persuade enough Americans to take the vaccine. Many have become cynical about its usefulness. It\u2019s daunting. We didn\u2019t get into this mess quickly and it\u2019s going to take time to fix.\u201d
\nMr. Trump , \u201cI realise that.\u201d Mr. Trump says. \u201cI shall sign an executive order designed to give US citizens priority access to vaccines before they are shipped abroad.\u201d<\/p>\n