Amy Winehouse DRUGS, ADOPTION and ENGAGEMENT: INSIDE STORY

By Anthony Santiago

80’s alert term…. Gag me with a Spoon! Amy Winehouse has been dead for over a week with the media continuing to put out rumors like, she was on drugs which caused her death. Or she was in the midst of adoption. How about the latest, she was secretly engaged to her boyfriend Reg Traviss. Who gives a flying turd! Queens and Straights out there, we lost an amazing talent at the age of 27. Look, Anthony aint condoning her drug abuse or antics at times, but a Queen has to stand up and make the world notice that a talented soul who was lost, left us far too early…

Years ago, my toothless moron of a husband Georgie Girl – Santiago had an Uncle who actually had talent unlike his loser Porn renting dad. Uncle Gummy Tummy as he was called because he was very heavy and also, didn’t have any teeth. Uncle GT played the ukulele and performed across the US with the late Tiny Tim sharing star billing with him and his Tulips. At a concert back in 67, Uncle GT was found dead in his dressing room from choking on a Chocolate Charleston Chew at the age of 25. This single event in my toothless husband’s life led him on a crusade to get warning labels put on all Charleston Chews no matter what flavor, even while he fights an addiction to the candy bars himself.

In weeks to come, we will find out the cause of death of the late, but great Amy Winehouse. However, no matter what is released, it doesn’t change we lost an amazing talent whose light burned out far too soon.

This week’s performance of LADY GUM GUM: STYLE BREEDS HATE is dedicated to the late Amy Winehouse. My toothless moron of a husband will close the show singing a tribute to Amy based on special material I wrote.

They tried to make me go to dentist but i said ‘no, no, no’
Yes I’ve been toothless but when i come back you’ll know know know
I ain’t got the time and if my Anthony thinks I’m fine
He’s tried to make me go to dentist but i won’t go go go
I’d rather be at home with Anthony
I aint got seventeen days
Coz there’s nothing
There’s nothing you can teach me
That i can’t learn from mr santiago
Didn’t get al lucky at class
But i know it don’t come in a shot glass
They tried to make me go to dentist but i said ‘no, no, no’
Yes I’ve been black but when i com e back you’ll know know know
I ain’t got the time and if my Anthony thinks I’m fine
He’s tried to make me go to dentist but i won’t go go go