CM Punk, John Cena & Triple H GET RAW – WWE Summerslam Breaking News
By The Big Apple
I was at RAW brother, invited to be the front row and you know me, it’s me, the Big Apple of NYC. I was looking forward to seeing this Cena – CM Punk thing go down man and the WWE, and they are doing a good job of it man. They are hyping it well.
That fat waste of space, Jerry Lawler was there and he began making some comments to me man because he and I used to throw down in Memphis but he’s a joke. His “puppies” shtick ran its course in 1990.
As I sat there, out came Triple HHH, or as many people know him, “the Game.” I guess the game is banging the boss’s daughter until you get top billing. Isn’t that right, Hunter? I remember you from Connecticut man and you were a head hunter then!
Well out comes HHH and talks about CM Punk taking on John Cena and how he’s going to fix the 2 champions thing at Summerslam. The first order of business should be to get some better writers man. Now they are bringing in boxing’s problem with their 2 champions, and now wants to crown an undisputed champion of the WWE.
HHH announces that he will be the special guest referee at Summerslam for the main event of Cena vs. Punk, and I would not be surprised to see the glory hound, hanging and banging and screwing over Cena to become one of Punk’s men, but of course, you will see HHH leading the group. Screw the boss’s daughter people…that’s how you can make it in the business. HHH is living proof.
Cena took on Jack Swagger in the first match of the night and to nobody’s surprise, Cena easily won. They are setting up the main event at Summerslam…ain’t no way is Cena gonna lose going into it.
The Miz took on Rey Mysterio next man and you have to love Mysterio, but I loved him a lot more when he wasn’t juicing up. In my day, we didn’t need steroids to be a star. You needed personality. Mysterio was fine at 160 pounds, but the WWE wants bulky guys, and now we got a muscular Mysterio taking on The Miz. Well, the match is over before it began with the Miz attacking Mysterio as he came to the ring. The crowd erupts in boos. The Miz demands another match and he gets Kofi Kingston…
The Miz is victorious over Kingston in a good display of athleticism all around.
CM Punk with his “shoot” style of speaking, tells Triple H that he needed the spotlight and that is why he’s in the main event of Summerslam…and that is 100% correct. Punk is matched with Alberto Del Rio, and of course, no surprises here, we see Punk come away with the victory and now we have a clean road to the main event at Summerslam.
There were more matches, but nothing of any relevance…some hot chicks, some mid level card wrestlers, leading to a long and drawn out discussion at the end with those involved with the main event at Summerslam. CM Punk did some more of his “shooting” and it gets less shocking every time that he does.
CM Punk is still the best they got, but the WWE needs to step on the gas and make some changes. The show has been getting worse by the day. For the record, I have turned down my invite to Summerslam, unless they throw in a pillow.
