Click: The Calendar Girl Killer (1990) Movie Review

By Geno McGahee

“Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. I’m going to burn off your balls with my candlestick.” – Killer

A transvestite nurse killer…can’t do much better than that. When I found out that there was a movie about a drag queen with a knife, I had to purchase it and it was well worth the 3 dollars I found it for on Ebay. Well, it came with 7 other titles, but I have no interest in those. I only care about the drag queen killer, and it was not disappointing.

The movie begins and ends with the star, Jack (Ross Hagen), a photographer with a unique style. He wants to take pictures of the girls in the buff, killing people or being killed. He is sure that politicians and lawyers would go crazy for it, but as time goes on, Jack is getting less and less impressed with his group of models.

He is incredibly amusing, telling one girl that “you hold that like you’re holding a limp dick,” and tells a guy riding a motorcycle “hey frog face, watch your ass.” The dialogue may not be great, but it is amusing as hell and if it’s amusing, it’s good.

You don’t see the nurse-transvestite killer until about an hour into it, but it is well worth the wait and the lead up to the killings is full of pure insanity that is sure to amuse the hell out of you. The killer is very amusing and the ending is so ridiculous that you should find yourself laughing out loud.

Click: The Calendar Girl Killer is a winner. I was laughing throughout the entire movie and when it came to a conclusion, I didn’t want it to end. I wanted more drag queen killer! Give me more drag queen killer! I highly recommend this gem!

RSR Rating: 7/10.