Jose Canseco Shocker: Twin Brother MMA/Boxing Shocker
By Geno McGahee
Famous baseball star, Jose Canseco, has made his way into the world of boxing and mixed martial arts with mixed results. Well, has he ever won a fight? He even lost to a 60 year old man in a boxing match. He lost his MMA debut in 77 seconds. I think that Cain Velasquez can rest easy that Canseco will not take his title. The Klitschko brothers don’t have to worry about a Canseco overhand right. He can’t fight.
Well, if you can’t beat a 60 year old or make it out of the first round of an MMA match, then where do you go? You go the route that Screech (Dustin Diamond) from Saved by the Bell and Joey Buttafuoco has gone: Celebrity boxing.
So, Jose Canseco was set to face off in one of these celebrity jokes when something unusual was discovered. Jose’s twin brother, Ozzie, attempted to fight in his brother’s place, but it was discovered before the show went on that it wasn’t Jose. No way was it Jose…no way Jose.
It has yet to be determined if Ozzie has stepped in before for his famous brother, but it’s possible. They are identical twins, but it has been reported that what gave it away was when somebody from the press asked the Jose impersonator: “How do you feel Jose?” “Huh?” I guess he was thoroughly confused.
RSR readers were very vocal about this topic. I thought I would share some of the comments with you…
“Oh girl, there are two of them? Let me at them and I’ll bonk them both with my black magic wand! I always wanted twins. Holla.” – Anthony Santiago, AZ
“I am so angry I’m ready to bite somebody…if I had teeth.” – Georige Girl, Bronx
“I wish I had a twin. We could be the sasquatch brothers.” – M. Murray, NJ
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