Let me tell you about Kevin Nash brother. You know, as I ride along the sunny beach on my Harley man, I can’t help but to think about what Big Daddy Cool is gonna do at Summerslam. I got the word today brother that he will be hanging and banging in that squared circle with The Big Show, a rematch from their WCW days man. In WCW, Nash tried that “Jack Knife” and nearly killed the Big Show, so you can probably throw that move out. Nash is injury prone man and I don’t know how long he’ll be able to wrestle brother, but he’s welcomed back in my book.
Now you know of the friendship that Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and X Pac had, right? Well, then you wouldn’t be surprised when I told you, all of my masked maniacs out there, that X Pac (Sean Waltman) is returning brother. Right now, he’s only scouting for talent man, but he will be in that ring soon. Hey 1-2-3 Kid, welcome back brother!
You want some big news brother, I’ve got some. I recently ran into one of my old buddies and he is a legend brother. Any wrestling fan would know him and I’m bringing him to Ringside Report in the near future so he can answer his fans and tell them why he’s been off the circuit lately brother!
So say your prayers, eat your Wheaties, and do your squat thrusts little masked maniacs. AND what are you gonna do when the Masked Hernandez mania goes wild on you!