TNA & the Ruin of Pro Wrestling
So who thinks the world is going to end in 2012? I don’t but I think the wrestling world might end after this piece of Intel I collected has left me appalled, shocked, and ashamed to ever watch TNA/Impact Wresting.
So the bright minds for the worst promotion in the world came up with a gimmick, I love gimmicks for matches and wrestlers but this isn’t just a gimmick this is a Gimmick Promotion.
Yes, a gimmick promotion, excellent idea to keep fans interested! But this new promotion, which is titled “All Wheels Wrestling” is the dumbest invention ever thought of on God’s green earth! (Yes I’m including the Shamwow! and Mighty Putty and NASCAR).
All Wheels Wrestling will combine motor cross racing and professional wrestling.(No it’s not a typo) AWW will be taping what is assumed to be a pilot episode at the Impact Wrestling Zone in Orlando, Florida (Soundstage 21 for all you who have been there) at Universal Studios. Now before everyone gets carried away thinking this is a ploy of internet BS it is NOT I promise. The only way this could be any worse is if they had NASCAR instead of motocross involved…DAMN! Just gave them an idea when this tanks. Anyway just read the press release below for yourself:
All Wheels Wrestling debuts June 29th. This made for television event will appeal to both wrestling fans and motorsports enthusiasts alike. Come witness the high flying moves of some of the greatest pro wrestlers in the world as they battle it out in the ring in front of a live audience. Doors open at 6:30PM. Taping begins at 7:00PM. Taping held at Universal Studios’ Soundstage 21. This is a non-ticketed event and seating is based on a first come first served basis. It is recommended to arrive one hour prior to doors open. Video cameras and audio recording equipment is not allowed. Show may cancel and schedules and/or audience requirements may alter at any time. The trademark and web domain for the terms “All Wheels Wrestling” are owned by different subsidiaries of TNA, so it would appear this is a new brand the promotion is looking into launching in some form.
Well they found a place for the X-Division and it’s a shame, what a waste of talent and money…Janice and Bob Carter if you are reading this please stop the madness! Your daughter and her two goons Hogan and Bischoff will kill your company. If you don’t believe me read the press release you paid for. I love Panda Energy but damn the owners should’ve made their daughter use her degree.