Stone Cold Steve Austin, Roddy Piper, the Miz, John Cena & the WWE Divas GET RAW
By Kevin Nelson
Last Monday’s edition of RAW took place in Uniondale, New York, with Stone Cold Steve Austin running this special edition of the show. Stone Cold would start the telecast by confronting The Miz and letting him know that he will not apologize for stunning him. He would also tell The Miz that he does not think much of him and said that The Miz and Alex Riley will meet in the Piper’s Pit with the one and only Roddy Piper as a mediator.
No Sooner that Austin sent The Miz out of his ring that Alberto Del Rio would show up and in his typical smug attitude he was given a surprise as Stone Cold announced a match with Del Rio facing Kane and the match would begin right now.
Kane and Del Rio would wrestle for a while until Del Rio locked on a Cross Arm Breaker and refused to let go of the move as a result was disqualified. Big Show would run down and clobbered Del Rio. The next match was a six man tag match featuring Sin Cara, Ezekiel Jackson, Daniel Bryan facing Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase. Sin Cara would dazzle with high flying moves and secure the win for his team.
After R Truth was caught picking on Hornswoggle and Stone Cold would arrange a matchup with R Truth facing John Morrison. The following match would be a mismatch as Sheamus defeated Santino Marella via submission.
Next thing that would occur is world heavyweight champion Randy Orton confronting Christian about being attacked two weeks in a row by him. But before Orton could attack Christian the anonymous RAW GM announced that Orton could not compete until Capital Punishment because he had suffered a concussion as a result of a Christian Attack.
Any advantage Christian had would be short lived as Austin announced that Christian would be facing Rey Mysterio right now. As Christian would get disqualified for refusing to abide the referee and would continue attacking Mysterio with nexus running down and punishing Mysterio with Christian hitting the kill switch.
Stone Cold would announce a match with Koffi Kingston (U.S. champ) facing Dolph Ziggler with the stipulation that if Ziggler accepts the match he would have to dump Vicki as his manager; Ziggler would agree and Austin would say just kidding. The R Truth versus John Morrison match would end in a no contest as Morrison was attacked beforehand and unable to compete. Truth would admit to attacking Morrison. The next match would have Koffi Kingston and Evan Bourne facing Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger.
Bourne would get the victory over Swagger using his finishing move “Air Bourne.”
The following would occur the return of The Piper’s Pit as Piper would say he did not care for the Miz and called Alex Riley in the ring and said to him not only could he beat Miz but Piper can still defeat him. Next was a 5000 bet between The Miz and Roddy Piper as to who would win between the two. Stone Cold would make the match with Alex Riley as special guest referee. Riley would level The Miz and Piper would get the victory and the money.
The following match was a 7on 7 all-star divas tag team match with Kelly Kelly, Eve, Gail Kim, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Kaitlyn and Aj would defeat Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Maryse, Melina, Alicia fox, Tamina and Rosa Mendes. The next thing that was announced by Stone Cold is next week raws’ edition would be titled: power to the people as the wwe universe would decide the matches next week. The next match was the main event as WWE champ John Cena would face CM Punk with nexus banned from ringside Cena did not count on number one contender Rtruth interfering and hammering Cena with the belt and Punk getting the victory.