Money in the Bank RESULTS: CM Punk – John Cena SHOCKER

By The Masked Hernandez

Brother, I just back home from my long night partying with some of my buddies from the WWE. It was successful event brothers and the match between John Cena, the defending world champion, and CM Punk, exceeded the expectations man.

Let’s get right into it man. CM Punk has been creating some noise with his rebellion against his employers, and this match with Cena came with a lot of hype brother, and it was a great display of athleticism. It reminded me of when The Big Apple faced SD Special Delivery Jones at the Garden in 1981.

CM Punk would win the title via pin fall with a little help from Vince McMahon. With a match against The Rock coming up at Wrestlemania, Cena will need to win the title back and he just may brother. CM Punk is one of the best guys they’ve had in quite a while, so he may not man. Punk may keep the strap!

That Smackdown world title was transferred to Christian when Randy Orton was DQ’d. Orton, according to the stipulations man, would lose the title if he got disqualified and when he low-blowed Christian man, it was all over.

Alberto Del Rio walked away from the RAW Money in the Bank Ladder Match with the victory, and Daniel Bryan took home the win for the Smackdown Ladder Match. Both matches were incredibly exciting and kept the crowd on their toes man.

Kelly Kelly defeated Brie Bella in the Diva’s title match. Where’s the Fabulous Moolah man?

Mark Henry beat the Big Show with ease, as expected brother. He beat the hell out of him man and the Henry push continues. He’s paid his dues man…and he deserves it.

I gotta tell you man. This was a great PPV and you can take that to the bank and cash it and buy a house with it and live it in and give it to your kids when you drop dead man! This was the kind of PPV that the WWE was known for and it owed their fans this after that terrible Wrestlemania man. The Big Apple and I were on our feet man the entire event!

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