JESUS VINE: A Message from GOD?

By Geno McGahee

In Denver, Colorado, a vine covered telephone pole is getting a lot of attention because of its resemblance to Jesus Christ. We’ve seen this before with people claiming that they see the face of the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese and a Jesus shaped Cheeto, and you can take them all equally seriously.

Some religious people believe this to be some sort of message from the “Creator,” because apparently he cannot just come down and speak. He must make things out of vines and grilled cheese.

According to all reports, the grilled cheese tasted heavenly.