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John Cena WWE SHOCKER – CONFESSION RATTLES Wrestling World

By The Masked Hernandez

Let me tell you about John Cena man. I was cruising down the highway on my Harley man, waving at my masked maniacs as they drove by and waved, and stopped by to see some of my WWE pals and it was old times man. It reminded me of 1984 where George “The Animal” Steele groped the Big Apple and they got into a fist fight. Hey Animal, leave his man boobs alone brother!

Now, as I sat back and spoke to my friends of the WWE, they brought up something pretty funny man. Remember that horrible movie READY TO RUMBLE brother? Yeah, it had that David Arquette and my good friend Bill Goldberg, but a terrible production man. Well, did you know that John Cena was also in that movie man?

As I was talking to my WWE brothers, my cell phone went ring-a-ding, and it was my good friend Orton and he said: “Masked Man, Cena just Twittered his involvement in that terrible movie man…check it out.” I jumped on line and sure enough brother, he was there…in the background but visible as hell man.

One of my masked wrestling friends from Mexico…you know him, but he wants to remain on the down low brother…well, he said that Cena’s admission would shake the WWE world. Maybe, but I don’t see it man. It’s just a slight embarrassment man, but I was in BODY SLAM with Roddy Piper and that was no prize either and the Masked Hernandez ain’t sweating it. Keep up the good work Cena!

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