By The Big Apple

Yo you know me, it’s The Big Apple from the NYC. Today, I am pissed to the point I want to give CM Punk and John Cena an Apple Turnover! These two struz’s couldn’t hold The Mask Hernandez’s or my jockstrap in our heyday. They parade around pretending to be wrestlers when in fact, they are not worthy of our Speedos.

I got a call earlier today from someone in the WWE office who begged me to lace up my boots, don my mask and put an end to these posers Cena and Punk! I am seriously talking it over with my team and if I decide to do it, I will break the news right here on RSR.

Until then, be scared Punk and Cena, be VERY- VERY scared!