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Summerslam WWE SHOCKER: BREAKING NEWS

By The Masked Hernandez

Yo brother, I just drove my Harley down the highways and found out that the event WWE Summerslam is sold out. So all of you masked maniacs must buy a seat on your couch man and put down that money to watch it on pay per view. The Big Apple and I will be there, hanging with the boys.

My phone went ring-a-ding, and I picked up and it was Vince and he said: “You gotta see John Cena and CM Punk throw down,” and that’s all he had to say. I am on my way brother and maybe I will come out and say a few words! I may just GET NASTY!

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