By The Big Apple

Yo Appleseed’s it’s your leader The Big Apple! I just got off the phone with the top brass at the WWE office.  They read my article yesterday and took heed. CM Punk from their phone call has shown an interest in meeting me in a steel cage match. The last time I was involved in one, it was 1981 and my tag team partner was Dusty Rhodes. DR and I went up against the Iron Sheik and The Junk Yard Dog (RIP BROTHER). Those were the days!

So John Cena, what’s your excuse MR Horrible Actor? Speedos too tight? You can’t fight? Or you want to keep running away at night? I look forward to giving you my Apple Turnover and end your wrestling days so you can go back to those B Movies.  Be Scared… VERY – VERY SCARED!

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