Gerard Depardieu PISSES ON PLANE: EYE WITNESS REMARKS

By Geno McGahee

Gerard Depardieu, star of MY FATHER THE HERO, decided to relieve himself in the aisle of a plane cabin yesterday. The French actor’s flight was delayed on the tarmac when he asked to use the bathroom. He was told by attendants to wait, and that’s when he decided to “whip it out” and urinate in the aisle.

According to unconfirmed reports, a stewardess said: “Put away your dingle you fat @#$@#!” According to most Depardieu fans, they still consider him THEIR ACTOR, THE HERO no matter what.