By Masked Hernandez

I cannot believe it brother. When I saw Chris Jericho, Sheamus and Randy Orton in that ring, I said to my friend, Pompadour Piledriver, that Jericho was taking it. After all, they were building and building him and now here’s that Wrestlemania carrot hanging above the ring, but surprise, surprise!

Over went Orton, leaving Jericho and Sheamus and that’s when Pompadour told me in his heavy Canadian accent: “Triple H’s boy is going to win brotha.” As you all know, Sheamus is the good friend of Triple H, the husband of McMahon’s daughter, Stephanie, and he is apparently looking out for him because he won the Royal Rumble with a big boot to the jaw of Jericho, sending him to the arena floor.

Sheamus now proceeds to WM 28 in the world title match. Get me a pillow brother.