Manny Pacquiao NEXT FIGHT: Parkinson’s SHOCKER, Floyd Mayweather JR, Juan Manuel Marquez & More

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. Manny Pacquiao is planning to come back to the ring in April against a fighter that will not be Juan Manuel Marquez. They will be fighting on the same card to promote the “final fight” between these two. Really? Really? Well, I heard Timothy Bradley’s name mentioned as Manny’s foe but y’all know that isn’t going to happen. Bradley beat him once and would do it again. YA HEARD! So, if not Bradley, then who?

Well, Brandon Rios is the frontrunner and that is another dangerous fight for the guy. There are genuine concerns that Manny may be put on blast and be permanently injured in the ring. There are signs of Parkinson’s disease according to a doctor and if that is true, Manny could be the next Muhammad Ali. But money rules and the ego of Pacquiao needs to be satisfied and he is not going to leave the sport on his back…if he can help it.

Manny Pacquiao fan site owner, Thong of MannyLand, has come forward with his amazing thoughts. He takes a big shot in the mouth here with his comments. Do it Thongapella!

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG

“A double penetration? I mean, a double header? Well, Manny, you need to fight, fight, fight…cuz Thong needs a new pair of shoes! I have seen my site sink like the Titanic ever since this goofy moron was face-planted by Marquez. He owes me! Get in there and fight and whatever happens, happens. Nonito Donaire can’t draw flies…I need the PacMan to keep fighting!

I want to personally thank all of the Pacquiao nut-hugging, groupie writers out there that keep writing about him without focusing on any of his faults. Talk about man crush city! Well, those man-crush articles bring so much traffic to my site that I get wood! I like freaky porn too. Did I ever mention that? LOVE IT! I’m talking two girls, 1 cup action!

Get in there and fight Manny or I’ll tan your little fanny! Thong Dong Silver Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”

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