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Floyd Mayweather JR NEXT OPPONENT REVEALED: Manny Pacquiao, Robert Guerrero & More – BOXING NEWS

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I was splashing on my Drakkar like a man’s man when I got a call from an insider and the fight is now a “done deal.” No, Floyd Mayweather, JR., my LEGENDARY friend, will not be facing that assclown, Manny Pacquiao. Oh no…he’s facing Robert Guerrero. They just agreed to the conditions. YA HEARD!

Now some groupie, fat, man-crushing wannabe journalists out there that are nothing more than website hopping, degreeless Neanderthals have been blowing up my inbox about Floyd and their love of Freddie Roach. Most of these keyboard warriors have been put on blast right away, but this one really wanted to be heard. Here is the man that wishes to go by the name of: “All You Can Eat Neanderthal.”

“Ba-boom, ba-boom, YOU FOOL! Of course I’m talking about Freddie Roach’s butt cheeks as he walks away. Yum. Those pants may be from Walmart, but damn, do they fit just fine. Are those Walmart jeans you’re wearing! Now, Freddie, you and I have met before. You booted me out of your gym, you bad boy you, but let’s leave that in the past and we can get together, take pictures together, and talk about the first thing that comes up. Ja-ja..he-he. YOU FOOL!”

So, get ready for Mayweather Vs. Guerrero. Remember where YA HEARD it first.

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