By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I just found out that my friend, the LEGENDARY Oprah Winfrey, was just put on blast by some asslcown, noodle dick, twat, blowhard, meanie, liberal, keyboard warriors. Really? Really? Well, unlike other journalists, I’ve done my research and found out that she is not dead like they have said. She is alive and well and had the following message: “Vinman, please trace the IPs of these noodle dicks, which I know you’re good at, by the way. They may never admit this, but I’m bigger than they will ever be!” YA HEARD!

Now to those assclowns that put out this garbage…what would happen if Oprah’s family saw those headlines? They’d be devastated! I’m righting this wrong! I’m releasing the dogs on you. YA HEARD! You stop stalking my friend or I’ll give you a fist pump you’ll never forget. YA HEARD!