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Manny Pacquiao NEXT OPPONENT: Floyd Mayweather JR, Timothy Bradley, Juan Manuel Marquez & More – BOXING NEWS

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. Manny Pacquiao is shopping around for a new opponent because Juan Manuel Marquez said that he smashed his brains enough already, but don’t give up so soon! Even though Marquez put Pacquiao on blast, they are still trying to pay this guy, Marquez, less than Manny! Really? Really? Nice try fellas.

Now, you have a lot of keyboard warrior, assclown, noodle dick, twat, meanie, dick face, idiot fools out there that are still hooked onto the sweaty jock of Pacquiao. I don’t know what their game is. I mean, it’s not like Pacquiao is going to spoon with their fat ass if they sing their praises. YA HEARD! Manny would take a dump right on their chest (Filipino Steamer) before he would give them the time of day!

As y’all know, THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG is the most popular boxing-related segment on the net, but it does get some hate mail. Thong tells me that he “ain’t got time for that slutty shit,” which is why I field some of his hate mail and will present one interesting email from a “Neanderthal Pacquiao Defender” from (removed). It was difficult to find since I did get 187 trillion and 4 emails today, but I found it and will share it with you now:

“This is for that no good Filipino hillbilly THONG! Yeah, that’s right. I called you a hillbilly! You are a hillbilly mother f**ker, THONG! I used to have respect for you…that’s right…I used to! That was until I found out that you were a self published website owner hack! You exploit MY FRIEND, Manny Pacquiao, and take the money for it? Well, buddy, the buck stops here. I DARE you to say any of this to my fat face in public! Come to (remove) and I will first show you the pictures of me and my Manny on my cell phone and then give you the WWF Kamala splash. Ever get your ass kicked by a fat guy? LMAO!”

I forwarded this message to Thong (owner of MannyLand, the #1 fan site for Pacquiao) and he was heated. This is what he had to say:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG

“Hey, what up sluts? Yeah, I know about these idiots that want to take a shot at me because I’m Thong and my dong goes all night long. Well, Pacquiao is not your friend, you complete idiot! He’s my tool…my tool to take over the entire internet world. LMAO. He makes me money. You make me sick you fat blob of a tit! Haters wanna be me. Keep hating haters. Y’all know that Thong is NEVER wrong and all you writers out there that don’t like me using your articles as content on my site without your permission, I have this message: SUCK MY PURPLE HEADED (removed)!”

(Note: the opinions and thoughts of Thong do not reflect those of RSR).

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