By Georgie “Justin” Bieber (AKA – Joystick Georgie)

Hello, is it me you’re looking for? Remember when that FOOL Lionel Ritchie sang that terrible song? Well, I’m not looking for that assclown…I’m looking for the underrated Atari game “E.T.” There is now a company in Canada that are going to search the landfill for the games that have been discarded by Atari, many of which were the E.T. cartridge.

My LEGENDARY friend, The Angry Video Game Nerd, has mentioned this before and he phoned me and said: “Joystick Georgie, this is great news. Keep it real my friend. Don’t be afraid to jam your joystick into the faces of the masses to get it done!” You got it brother. YA HEARD!

Some assclowns have called E.T. the worst video game of all time. Really? Really? Well, I can think of worse times I’ve had when I sat on my couch with my joystick in my hand and I wasn’t even playing a video game. Ja-ja…he-he. YA HEARD!

This search for E.T. will be a chronicled in a documentary and I am happy to report that they have asked me to give my opinion. Look for me and my review of E.T. in this documentary. I was told that they had to subtitle it because I ain’t got no teeth and E.T. kept sounding like “Eat Me” and Joystick kept sounding like “Toy Dick.” Oh heavens…my poopy mouth aint having no teeth shit sucks.