Cory Monteith: CAUSE OF DEATH, Westboro Baptist Church Protest & More: GLEE STAR News

By Georgie “Justin” Bieber & Benita Henderson (Oh Sweet Benita)

THE WORDS OF GEORGIE

OMG! Yeah, this filthy Westboro Baptist church is at it again! They have the balls to protest my friend, the late and LEGENDARY Cory Monteith’s funeral? Really? Really? Well, you need to be put on blast, especially that old fossil that is the head of that assclown Phelps family! Did you know that I had a couple of them show up at my stage show: LADY GUM-GUM: STYLE BREEDS HATE and they held up signs that read: GOD HATES TOOTHLESS MORONS. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but I’m here and you have to get used to it.

These assclowns said that Monteith was “struck down by the raging mad God,” but news to the crazy Phelps…there is no GOD! LOSERS! Ja-ja…he-he…LMAO…YA HEARD! If I had any money, I would come down there and slap you silly, but the stupid government won’t raise my welfare! What? I’m ready to release the dogs on them!

THE WORDS OF BENITA (Oh Sweet Benita)

Brothers and sisters, I want to say that I do not support this Westboro Baptist Church and their hate speech. Although I am against butt sex, I must say that a funeral is a sacred and holy thing that should not be tainted by those hateful signs.

I want to reach out to this lost church and welcome them to my church where they can really learn about our one and only LORD and then they can become a Friend of Faith. You see what we are saying here: “Friend.” You are the friend to all, including the sinners that do butt sex. So, please Mr. Phelps, come to my church and I will show you the true path to the lord and if you don’t like my sass, take a spoon and eat my big ole ass!