Firstly, I want to thank all of the people out there that LOVED my interview, conducted by the amazing Anthony Santiago. OMG! I just couldn’t believe all of the emails that I got. Immediately after the interview was posted, I got over six hundred billion emails and they were so good and positive, but I did get a few assclown HATERS out there that were just like “you suck…blah blah blah.” Haters keep hating. YA HEARD!
Now y’all know that I got the hook up, right? I was at Target, my job, and was looking at the Batman action figures. I collect action figures. Anywho, I picked one up and shoved it into my pocket…employee discount…ja-ja…he-he…LMAO…YA HEARD! I then went to the dog food aisle to pick up some food for my two dogs, Jonas and Cookie, and that’s when I ran into none other than Josh Brolin and he had the following to say:
“I am a HUGE fan of you Georgie and loved your interview with the LEGENDARY Anthony Santiago. It was riveting. I passed it around to all of my celebrity friends like Martin Short, Carrot Top, and Dana Carvey and they all love it. Anyway, I want you to break the story. I am the Dark Knight. They just gave me the role. I signed the dotted line. I want you to be my boy wonder. I am going to talk to the producer and make you Robin in this one. Robin don’t need no teeth.”
Wow, I was truly humbled by that, but had to decline. Target would never give me the time off to film that movie. Anywho, there you have it. The one and only, LEGENDARY Josh Brolin, will be the new Dark Knight. Party at the bat cave y’all.
(Note: comments above may not be those of Josh Brolin)