By Benita Henderson (Oh Sweet Benita) & James Rush

Brothers and sisters. Firstly, I hope that y’all had a good three day weekend and are enjoying the day off this Labor Day. James and I are currently cleaning the church and are happy to announce that our wedding date is close to being set. We were going to have it in December, but didn’t want to take any attention away from our lord. So, we have to figure that stuff out.

Now, there is a lot of attention from our younger church-goers about video games and I keep hearing about the “PS4.” Well, James and I just went to Toys R Us and bought a “PS3” and were sad to find out that they don’t sell religious based games. I remember when I owned the original Nintendo and they had Christian games, but Sony left God out of this one. They’ll have to explain it to the maker soon enough.

The young man behind the counter recommended GRAND THEFT AUTO as a game and God have mercy. The senseless violence and sex in this game must make the devil happy. I refuse to play this system again and I advise all parents to give your children Bibles and not these video games. I’m now writing a sermon for my FRIENDS OF FAITH and the topic is: Satan is a Gamer. My fiancé, James Rush, wants to pipe in…

OH WHAT A RUSH with James Rush

I was saddened by the violence in this game and the fact that Sony allows this trash on their video game system is a travesty. It ain’t no good for kids or adults and I’m right behind my Benita…oh sweet, sweet, sweet Benita, and will voice my opinion against this rubbish that is brainwashing our youth. Where are the bible games? Why does everything have to be violence and butt-sex, man on man, gay agenda stuff? I used to be gay and I know that there is an agenda because they told me … the other gay guys. Now, I’m straight, thanks to FRIENDS OF FAITH and their program. It was a gay sex demon that got into my soul and made me mouth-bob those other possessed straight men that thought that they were gay because they had a sex demon that was gay in their bodies. Amen, GOD IS GOOD!