By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. That FOOL Stephen King wrote “IT” and it was turned into a film and now it’s come to life. Some assclown dressed like a clown in Northampton, England, is harassing the town folk. Really? Really? Nice try fella.
According to reports, clowns are appearing all over the place and spooking the people. Now, I’m not the sort of writer that sits on my hands. I’m flying to the UK and I’m going to find these clowns and release the dogs on them. YA HEARD! Vinman to the rescue! Hang in there you Brits!