This is James Rusher and I’m just about ready to quit this site after what some hacker did to our last poll concerning the Undertaker’s opponent at Wrestlemania 30. I’m going to hit somebody and they’d think that they were hit by the heavyweight champion by the time I was done. I would crush their bones and they wouldn’t even be able to hawk Amway when I’m done with them! Well, somebody put a selection on the poll that said that instead of picking a man to fight that he should take Benita’s, my sweet, sweet, sweet Benita’s “fat ass” and choke slam it instead. I was furious! I called the so-called “CEO/Publisher” of Ringside Report, “Bad” Brad JERKWITT and he said that “a hacker must have added that. It will be fixed in 6 to 8 weeks.” I’m coming for you “Bad” Brad!
I have to go now. My sweet Benita is sobbing. She is working on her weight you LOSERS! You wouldn’t know a spirit if it harpooned you in your fat asses and you’ll have to explain to God when you meet him that you thought it was OK to hack this site and demand violence against my sweet Benita!