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Hanover Mall SANTA PERVERT – Woman Groped Leads to Lock up: Herbert “The Pervert” Jones Gooses Elf

By Georgie “Justin” Bieber

OMG! I tell everyone to stay away from these mall Santas and their hard candy canes. Now we see this Herbert “The Pervert” Jones, 62, grabbing the backside of an 18-year-old elf, showing some holiday spirit in his freaking pants. Now they locked up this ho-ho-ho and he’s going to meet the meat of the boys in prison. He’s going to get the 12 inches of Christmas.

This assclown twat is the Grope that stole Christmas. He said that the elf backed into his hand. Really? Really? Nice try Santa. Keep your candy cane and sack away from me you asshat! YA HEARD!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land.
Not a creature was stirring, except Santa’s hand.
The Santa was hung and horny as hell,
In hopes that an elf’s panties he would surely smell.

The children were walking around in the mall,
While visions of Santa peaking under bathroom stalls.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
and an elf’s ass that Santa wanted to tap.

When out in the mall there arose such a clatter,
It sprang from his pants like a baseball batter.
Away from his pants it flew like a flash,
Tore open the zipper and grabbed her ass.

He sprang to his sleigh, to her ass gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove really fast,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a nice ass!”

 

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