By Masked Hernandez

Where’s the big cell phone, Paul E. Dangerously? Where is it brother? Well, now this Paul Heyman, as he is now called, came to the ring to some familiar music man. He walked that aisle to the tunes of CM Punk and all the masked maniacs were not amused dude. He blamed all of the masked maniacs for CM Punk leaving and those are fighting words brother. I tell my little masked maniacs to eat their Wheaties, drink 8 glasses of water a day and stay away from Boy Scout leaders man. You pushed it brother.

Heyman did an impression of CM Punk and then hyped up the showdown between his man, Brock Lesnar and the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Love him or hate him, Heyman is one of the best brother. He can talk and he lit up the crowd and made the masked maniacs furious dude.

The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar is a good match man, but where is the Stinger dude? I hope he’s not making another one of those religious documentaries man. You’re too preachy brother. I liked you better when you were silent and in the rafters man. We will miss you at WM 30 though brother. You should have sealed the deal and I’m not talking about with a kiss man.

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