Breaking News: Coach Bill Belichick’s Greatest Hits Now Available on CD

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By Dave “Mythical” Siderski

Let me guess. You’ve had a really bad day. You’re tired, stressed out and can’t sleep. Your boss chewed you out today for something that was really his fault. Your wife ignored your intimate requests tonight. Your kids told you they hate you and the dog peed on your shoes. We’re sorry you’ve had such a rough day but don’t fret! We have something for you that will give you the deepest night of sleep you’ve ever enjoyed in your life!

Now on sale at NFL Shoppp.com, its Coach Bill Belichick’s greatest hits on CD. Listen as the oratory genius that is Coach Belichick as the gives his renditions of such classic hits such as:

• The Mumble Mambo.
• Me and My Hoodie…..Not a Soul to Tell Our Troubles to
• We’re on [the Road Again) to Cincinnati
• Revis Left Me Just When I Needed Him Most
• The “I Misinterpreted the Rules” Roadhouse Blues
• Rexie and the Jets (circa 2010)
• Deflation Song……An Ode to Tommy
• Roger Don’t Let Your Babies Grow up to be Cowboys
• Gimme Three Phases [of the Game]
• The Cheaters Shuffle
• T.E.A.M spells Team

Enjoy this and many more compelling gems from the smooth, tranquil voice of Coach Belichick. This set can be yours for only $39.99. If you order within the next 24 hours, you’ll also receive an official NFL authenticated and authorized deflated football signed by both Tom “The Deft Deflator” Brady and Roger “Lord and Master of the Universe” Goodell. Own your own personal piece of NFL history!

Order now, and you’ll never have trouble sleeping again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!! Ah, isn’t that so much better?

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