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Packy’s World: Floyd Mayweather, JR Go Away!, Canelo Alvarez – Gennady “GGG” Golovkin III, The Charlo Brothers, My Pal Al, & The Chutzpah Award Posthumously Goes to Tony Curtis

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By Packy “Boom Boom” Goldstein

Oy Vay are you going to hear it today… You thought they got ole Packy didn’t you? Well, they almost did, but those blue pills couldn’t kill this old Jew off if you gave me two bottles worth! 911 came, they saw, and my erection lasted more than 4 hours and at my age, I am damn proud of it! Get out of here you EMT’s. I have control of my putz.

Hey Bradley and Debbie, Sadie showed me pics of the new house and I saw the new episode of the RSR Video Email Bag Show. Very nice boychick and Debbie has great taste in the décor in your guys home. Many blessings to both of you boychick and don’t freeze your tuckus’ off this winter in that cold state of Indiana. Now it’s time for boxing…

Floyd Mayweather, JR… Don’t just go, go away you annoying putz! You stir up crap about being involved in a kickboxing match and then, say it was never so. Honestly, schmuck, nobody cares anymore! Go count your clams or lack of them, and leave the boxing world to real men. Sure, I am not going to say y ou weren’t the greatest of your era, but you were also the biggest schmuck at the same time.

Canelo Alvarez – Gennady “GGG” Golovkin III… As Bradley says “FUGGEDABOUTIT”. Move on already both of you.

The Charlo Brothers… I am very impressed with these young men in the ring. With a couple of major names on their resumes, I think they both can be the future of the sport.

My Pal Al (“Bad” Brad’s Father)… Al, 20 plus years you went home, but I can tell you that there is not a day I don’t think of our escapades, friendship and you can bet your bippie, Bradley keeps your memory alive daily. That kid misses you so much words can’t describe.

The Chutzpah Award Posthumously Goes to Tony Curtis. Not only was he a dear pal of mine, he was one heck of an actor and a ladies’ man. I miss you Bernie (real name was Bernard Schwartz) very much. Sleep warm pal…

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